pastafari Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious pastafari puns

What Do Pastafarians Smoke?

Medicinal Marinara.


Where do the Pastafari live?

In the spaghetto.


The Pastafarian heretic sealed his sieve, flattened it and declared it a deity.

He is a Pantheist.


What do Pastafarians say when they are shocked?



What are the most funny Pastafari jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Pastafari? Well, here are the best Pastafari dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Pastafari pick up lines to share with friends.


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