Past Tense Jokes
87 past tense jokes and hilarious past tense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about past tense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short past tense jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The past tense humour may include short present tense jokes also.
- Actually, the past tense is "hanged", as in "he hanged himself" Sorry about your Dad, though
- So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'.
- I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it. So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense. - I was taking my English final and they asked Write the past tense of 'Think' . I thought and thought about this for ages.
Eventually, I went for 'Thunk'. - The past, the future, and the present all walked into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
- There's a question in the exam that said, "What is the past tense of 'think'?"
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'. - A teacher asks, If I say, 'I am beautiful,'" "Which tense is that?
Student: Obviously past. - An English Class Sentence: I live in Czechia.
"What is the verb in this sentence?"
"Umm... live?"
"Great, now how do we say this sentence in past tense?"
"Umm... I live in Czechoslovakia?" - Had an English test the other day and... was asked the past tense of "think",
I thought... thought... thought and wrote "thinked". - The Past, Present, and Future unexpectedly meet in a bar ... It was a very tense situation!
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Past Tense One Liners
Which past tense one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with past tense? I can suggest the ones about past continuous and past present future.
- So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
- Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect
- How to get laid?? 1. Lay on bed.
2. Wait two hours.
3. Lay becomes past tense. - Teacher: What is the tense of the phrase "I am beautiful" Student: Past
- What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense.
- The Past, the future and the present walked into a bar An things got tense
- The Past, The Present, and The Future walk into a bar It was tense.
- The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense.
- The Past, The Present, and The Future walk into a bar. The situation was tense.
- The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
- What is the past tense of blink? ___
- The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense.
- what's the past tense of seesaw? is it seensaw or sawsaw?
- The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there.
- The past, present and future got into a fight Things got pretty tense
Past Tense Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about past tense you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean present perfect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make past tense pranks.
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
An old teacher asked her student, "
If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"
The student replied, "It is obviously past."
It's impossible to run through a campsite...
It has to be ran.
Because its past tense
Yesterday during my exam, I had to answer 'What the past tense of think was?'
I thought and thought but I couldn't find the answer, So I wrote 'Thunk'
What are you giving up?
I'm giving up the past tense for Lend.
Three words are having an argument...
Had, Made, and Did were having a very heated argument. They became more and more agitated as the argument went on. It was beyond tense... It was past tense.
How does someone stop ISIS?
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Fascinate
Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?
Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.
Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?
Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.
Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".
Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 b**... on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!
Growing old is a lot like grammar
The past is perfect and the present, tense
The past, present and the future started fighting.
It was in*tense*
It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great.
It was in tense.
Why was Bob shaking?
Because he was past tense.
A son gets home from his English quiz...
and sees his mom at house.
"How did you do?" she asked,
"It was easy but question 5 confused me," he said.
"What was it?" said his mom.
"The question wanted the past tense of 'think.' I thought and thought and thought and finally came up with 'thinked.'"
Future, Present and Past were having an argument
It was getting pretty tense
"Actually the past tense is 'murdered' as in 'he murdered her' "
"Sorry about your parents though"
What's the past tense of William Shakespeare?
Wouldiwas Shookspeared
The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all sitting in a bar together.
What a tense atmosphere.
Son comes home after giving an exam.
Dad: So, how was the exam?
Son: I knew all the answers, but one question got me confused.
Dad: What was the question?
Son: Well, the question was 'What's the past tense of *think*? '. I didn't know the answer, so I thought and thought and finally wrote *thank*.
English Exam
Two boys were in a class taking an English exam.
**After Exam**
Boy 1: What took you so long to finish the test?
Boy 2: Well, I got stuck in a question, it was "What is the past tense of think?". So I *thought*, *thought*, and *thought*, but I gave up and wrote thinked.
What happened when past, present and future met each other?
Things got a little tense
Siri:
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
I did have to ask for a joke in English, as the first time Siri said she would, but I wouldn't understand a joke in her language.
Why doesn't past like present or future tense?
Because they're too tense together.
Carrot Stuck....
Is the past tense of Carrot Stick.
Unfortunately, my wife did not appreciate this as she was gesturing to her t**... and coughing.
John, a 5yr old boy asks his 1yr elder brother, Tom, a question.
John- Is the past tense of "drink", "drunk" or "drank"?
Tom- It's "drank".
John- Then what about "drunk"?
Tom- That's future tense. Our father always gets drunk after he drinks.
Two middle aged women are in Boston's fish market on Friday.
"I come here every Friday to get scrod!"
"I do too, but I didn't know it has a past tense."
What's the past tense of cake?
Bake
How to get laid in 3 simple steps
* Lay on your bed
* Wait 2 hours
* Lay becomes past tense
The English language is easy. Take the statement "I flexed yesterday" for example...
It's a sentence using the past tense.
Why is the past tense in german called Perfekt?
Because back in the good old days...
My kid just asked 'What's the past tense of yeet?'. So I told him it's 'yate'.
In the morning, yeet your breakfast.
Then you're full because yate your breakfast.
(mayeb it isn't really a joke, but he laughed when I said it)
The past tense of bee...
...is wasp!
You can't have run through a campfire
You would have ran past tense
I finished my English lessons yesterday.
My mom asked me how it had gone on a scale from one to ten.
It was Past Perfect Tense.
Student 1: "How did your English test go?"
Student 2: "It was easy, but question 8 was confusing."
Student 1: "What was it?"
Student 2: "It asked for the past tense of 'think'. I thought and thought and thought, and I ended up putting down 'thinked.'"
What is a Trump supporter's favorite grammar tense?
Past perfect.
A copy editor walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"I'm giving up the past tense for Lend," he tells the bartender.
The past, present and future walk into a bar...
Bartender says... "Well this is tense."
I'm giving up past tense...
...for Lend.
All my physical relationships are like past-tense verbs
They end with ED.
Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar at the same time
The encounter was is will be tense.
So the past, present and future walk into a bar
Things got a little tense
That just makes a lot of sense
Did you know that the past tense of the word "read" is Reddit?
The future, the present and the past walk into a bar....
....needless to say, things got a little tense.
James and John were given a question from their teacher to which they had to answer
Their question was to write the past tense of a sentence
The boy has a cold
James wrote The boy had a cold
John wrote The boy had had a cold because it is grammatically correct to say 'had had' back to back
The teacher looked at the two answers and proceeded to mark Johns as correct and James's as incorrect
So to summarise: John, while James had had 'had', had, had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
To clarify: this is not my joke, I found it on a video and it was really funny so I decided to post it
A student got home from school and his mum asked him how the test went.
He said it was easy but one question held him up. The mother asked what the question was.
" They asked what the past tense of think was" the boy answered. "So what did you write?" the mother asked.
"I thought and thought and thought until I finally wrote thinked"! The boy replied.
Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar, and it was simply tense.
As they were drinking it was clear it was becoming progressively tenser.
By the time they'd walked out it had become perfectly tense.
(OC) A Killer Dies, And Meets His Victim In The Afterlife...
The killer stares awkwardly at the victim, the victim stares back. Unsure what to do, the killer finally says, "Well... This feels pretty tense."
The victim replies, "Oh, we're past tense."