Past Present Future Jokes
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Short past present future jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The past present future humour may include short future tense jokes also.
- I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it. So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense. - birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
- Uncle came over for Christmas, and told me these wisdoms: "Forget the future, you cannot predict it. Forget the past, you cannot change it." "And forget the present, I didn't get you one."
- Buddhist birthday wishes Forget the past, you cannot change it.
Forget the future, you cannot know it.
Forget the present, I didn't bring you one. - Time, of course, doesn't exist. There's no past, no present, no future. Just one constant pulsating moment. And that point, the guy said to me, "Just give me a rough idea of the time, mate."
- I have a special ability that lets me see both the past and future at the same time. Some say it's a gift, but I think of it as the present.
- Past, Future and Present Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one. - The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all sitting in a bar together. What a tense atmosphere.
- The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping... How? They all stayed in seperate tents!
- There's a company that recycles old or abandoned camping gear left behind at festivals and gives them to charities and the homeless.... They're called "Past Tents, Present Tents and Future Tents".
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Past Present Future One Liners
Which past present future one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with past present future? I can suggest the ones about past tense and present time.
- So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
- The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*
- Future, Present and Past were having an argument It was getting pretty tense
- Why doesn't past like present or future tense? Because they're too tense together.
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After roughly three years i finally got around to making a documentary about the nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future
It's about time
It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great.
It was in tense.
If you're giving a gift, what two things can you never put in the present?
the past and the future
Siri:
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
I did have to ask for a joke in English, as the first time Siri said she would, but I wouldn't understand a joke in her language.
Buddha said: do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
But Christmas morning IS in the future.
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A wonderful birthday poem
**MARCUS:** Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you.
**BOB:** Cool! Let me hear it!
**MARCUS:** Don't worry about the past — you can't change it.
Don't worry about the future — you can't predict it.
And don't worry about the present — I didn't get you one.
The funniest but meanest thing I heard a parent say to his kid on her birthday.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
A man finds a mysterious looking gem buried deep in the desert.
He proceeds to clean the gem when suddenly a genie pops out.
Genie: My name is Hughe mhist ake and I will answer any ONE question no matter what it is. Ask me about the past, present or future and I shall answer.
Man: Amazing! If I ask you how I will die, will I be able to change the future so that I won't?
Genie: that would have been possible yes. Goodbye