Past Expiration Jokes
5 past expiration jokes and hilarious past expiration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about past expiration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Past Expiration Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good past expiration joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I saw the expiration date was six months past.
Guess I waited too long to use the 250million year old Himalayan salt.
I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date...
...and ended up with a n**... bout of samoanella.
Respiratory pun (a breath of fresh air)
Once, I met a person whose lungs were so old that she had a hard time breathing out. I guess you could say that her lungs were past their expiration date.
What does panda meat taste like?
Like it's past its expiration date
Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date?
Because it is off pudding.
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