Password Jokes

• Short Password Jokes
• Password One Liners
• Wifi Password Jokes
• Change Password Jokes
• Computer Password Jokes
• Account Password Jokes
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Funniest Password Short Jokes

Short password jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The password humour may include short username jokes also.

1. *Creating password* "MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
   ERROR: [Password two week]
   ^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding
2. Enter password: 'snowflake' Confirm password: 'snowflake'
   Error, your passwords are not alike
3. What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Let's start with one of my favs:
   "chuck norris' password is the last 9 digits of pi."
4. My wifi password is 2444666668888888 Just to clarify, it's: one two three four five six seven eight
5. Creating a new password Enter password
   'Snowflake'
   Re-enter password
   'Snowflake'
   Your passwords are not alike
6. Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :(
7. I tried changing my password to "Twilight". It said "Error: contains too many useless characters"
8. Russian computer: "Enter password" Me: "Beef stew"
   Russian computer: "Password not stroganoff"
9. My father told me that his password is "MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin" Because he was told his password should contain at least 8 characters and one capital.
10. I like my passwords like my girlfriends: change them every 6 months, never share them and make sure my wife doesn't know any of them

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Password One Liners

Which password one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with password? I can suggest the ones about security and pressure.

1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
   
2. Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password. It's not stroganoff.
3. I like my women like I like my passwords Short and insecure
4. Why you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password.. Because is not stroganoff
5. Tried changing my password to "14days" but it was two week
6. What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
7. Do not use beef stew as a computer password. It is not stroganoff.
8. What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1
9. I tried to change my password to Beefstew1 But they said it wasn't stroganoff
10. What does Forrest gump have his email password set as? 1Forrest1
11. I want my password to be beef stew but google says it's not stroganoff.
12. Why can't you use beef stew as a password on your computer? It's not stroganoff
13. What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1
14. My password is snowwhiteandsevendwarves. They said I need 8 characters
15. My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename my cat

Wifi Password Jokes

Here is a list of funny wifi password jokes and even better wifi password puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "What is your wifi password?" "Its snowwhiteandthesevendwarves"
  "Oh, why is it very long?"
  "Here said I need eight characters."
• Change your WiFi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678
• What is Forrest Gump's WiFi Password? 1Forrest1
• My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos. I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.
• Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888; Then, when someone asks for it, you can just tell them that it's 12345678.
• My father asked for the Wi-Fi password... It's taped under the modem, I told him.
  After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?
• set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 When somebody asks you, you say it is 12345678
• Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge" So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.
• My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password
• If Kenny Loggins forgets his WiFi password... Ken he log in?

Change Password Jokes

Here is a list of funny change password jokes and even better change password puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.
• Just tried to change my password to.. Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.
• If it wasn't for my wife, I'd probably be writing depressive Facebook messages all day. But she changed my password.
• I changed my password to "incorrect" So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
• I just tried changing my password to Beefstew1 But the site said that it was not stroganoff.
• I changed my password to "incorrect . So whenever I forget what my password is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
• I have no idea how many exes I have But I can always change my Netflix password
• I changed all my passwords. I've changed all my passwords to "incorrect"
  So whenever I forget my password and try something else, the software reminds me that -
  "Your password is incorrect"
• I tried changing my password to "Goku" But facebook said it was too weak.
• What does changing a password and my wife have in common? They both keep saying "the input provided does not meet the minimum length requirements."

Computer Password Jokes

Here is a list of funny computer password jokes and even better computer password puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Man, making a password is so frustrating I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.
• What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
• What is OJ Simpson's computer password? Slash Slash back-Slash escape.
• What ever you do, don't use 'beef stew' as your computer password. Apparently its not stroganoff...
• I set my password as 14 days. What did the computer say? too weak.
• I tried to my make my work computer password beefstew . But the IT guy said it wasn't stroganoff.
• What would Forrest Gump's computer password would be? 1Forrest1
• I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection... Now it has visual aids.
• My computer asked me to pick a password, so I typed Beef Stew. Unfortunately it wasn't Stroganoff.
• A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis." The wife falls on the ground laughing. On the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Account Password Jokes

Here is a list of funny account password jokes and even better account password puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I tried to use the password "beefstew" for my iTunes account. But Siri said it wasn't stroganoff.
• To the person who hacked my gmail account What's my password?
• Geez, somebody's found the password to my account. ,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.
• Can anybody help me figure out who hacked all those Yahoo accounts?? At least someone could remember my password.
• I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
  I have no Drive.
• Some random guy told me that if I gave him my Epic username and password, he'd get me 1,337,420 vbucks. I did, and for some reason I can't log on to my account. Can anyone help me?
• Someone broke into all of my online accounts Perhaps, "Dave" is a very bad password to use.
• You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account.
• My email account got hacked recently. And, I though that was quite weird because my password was literally unfavorable.
• FREE LOL ACCOUNT - GOLDV My friend stopped playing and first one gets the account
  username: xxeathbringerxx
  Password: pondaman1998

Laughter Password Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about password you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean power jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make password pranks.