Following is our collection of funny Passover jokes. There are some passover jewey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these passover challah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They must've forgotten what Passover was about.
Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"
He's even cleaning out his Cabinet for Passover.
His girlfriend had a yeast infection
...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.
She doesnt realise yet its April 1rst
Neither of them get eaten on Passover.
...does that mean Jesus isn't kosher for Passover?
They don't Passover good business opportunities.
My brother hosts our family's Passover meals. During the course of the dinner he incorporates puns taken from the Haggadah. His puns are so painful we call him the Marquis de Seder.
They have a cedar dinner.
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I call it Mazdah
(Happy Passover)
For Passover do you wipe lamb's blood over the windows?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the passover doughboy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working passover jew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.