The Best 13 Passover Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Passover jokes. There are some passover jewey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these passover challah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Passover Jokes and Puns

Religious people get mad about abortions because they think it's killing babies.

They must've forgotten what Passover was about.

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him.

Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"

It looks like Jared and Ivanka's Judaism is really rubbing off on Trump.

He's even cleaning out his Cabinet for Passover.

Passover joke, It looks like Jared and Ivanka's Judaism is really rubbing off on Trump.

why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover?

His girlfriend had a yeast infection

Jews will be celebrating Passover soon...

...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.


Last night we had passover, so this morning I told my wife I have been reflecting and decided I will stop drinking. She was so happy she started crying.

She doesnt realise yet its April 1rst

What do Jews and bread have in common?

Neither of them get eaten on Passover.

Passover joke, What do Jews and bread have in common?

If He has risen...

...does that mean Jesus isn't kosher for Passover?

Why do Jewish people become rich?

They don't Passover good business opportunities.

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My brother hosts our family's Passover meals. During the course of the dinner he incorporates puns taken from the Haggadah. His puns are so painful we call him the Marquis de Seder.

What do Jewish termites do for Passover?

They have a cedar dinner.

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I was making bread today but got evicted before it had time to rise, but I still cooked it on my car engine

I call it Mazdah

(Happy Passover)

So if Jewish and born via Cesarian,

For Passover do you wipe lamb's blood over the windows?

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