Passover Jokes

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A british Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.

He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:
"Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot."
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

A British Jew is to be knighted by the King.

He is to kneel in front of him and recite a sentence in Latin when he taps him on the shoulders with his sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:
"Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot."
Puzzled, His Majesty turns to his advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

Religious people get mad about abortions because they think it's killing babies.

They must've forgotten what Passover was about.

why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover?

His girlfriend had a yeast infection

My friend was cranky from fasting all day for Yom Kippur yesterday.

I'm sure it will Passover.

Jews will be celebrating Passover soon...

...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.

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If He has risen...

...does that mean Jesus isn't kosher for Passover?

Last night we had passover, so this morning I told my wife I have been reflecting and decided I will stop drinking. She was so happy she started crying.

She doesnt realise yet its April 1rst

What do Jews and bread have in common?

Neither of them get eaten on Passover.

Passover pun

My brother hosts our family's Passover meals. During the course of the dinner he incorporates puns taken from the Haggadah. His puns are so painful we call him the Marquis de Seder.