Passive Aggressive Jokes
50 passive aggressive jokes and hilarious passive aggressive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about passive aggressive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Passive Aggressive Short Jokes
Short passive aggressive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The passive aggressive humour may include short passive jokes also.
- Sure passive income is great, but do you know how much you can make with passive aggressive income? You know what, never mind. Forget I even mentioned it…
- The best method of passive aggressiveness is simply to include the person's name at the end of your sentence, Kathy.
- What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
- We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mom; in fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns five tomorrow.
- How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself.
- How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark...
- I met a passive aggressive witch. She didn't curse me she just blessed everyone around me.
- I'm a passive aggressive driver. I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.
- My wife and I are playing the passive aggressive thermostat game... She is currently winning 73 to 68
- Someone once told me that I'm passive aggressive all the time I told him to please move on in life.
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Passive Aggressive One Liners
Which passive aggressive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with passive aggressive? I can suggest the ones about aggressive and most aggressive.
- I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people.
- The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind. It's fine.
- Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine.
- I hate passive-aggressive people. _You know what you did_
- What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? "...ugh nevermind"
- I am not passive aggressive Unlike someone
- Can you people please stop being so condescending and passive-aggressive? Thanks!
- I'd tell you my passive aggressive joke... But only a complete idiot would laugh at it.
- What is a teenage girl's best friend? Passive-Aggression
- You will be killed by me! Please excuse the passive aggressive statement...
- My friends call me passive aggressive. I tell them that I do not know what that means.
- What do you call a bipolar person's attitude? Passive aggressive.
- What's a woman's best friend? Passive-aggression.
- What makes p**... in someone's yard not passive aggressive? Eye contact.
Hilarious Fun Passive Aggressive Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about passive aggressive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean submissive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make passive aggressive pranks.
Wifi
A man hears his neighbors having s**... very night, so In a fit of passive aggressiveness, he changes the name of his wifi network to "Icanhearyouhavingsex".
The next day when he goes to sign on to his wifi, he sees another network labeled "Wecanhearyounothavingsex"
My wife and I are the classic passive- aggressive couple...
I'm passive, she's aggressive.
When grammar n**... correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.
You can say I'm passive, aggressive.
1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note.
But of course you are too busy to read it.
There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman
I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends.
Happy International Women's Day!
Or a sad one, or an angry one, or maybe a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women.
If someone does something to annoy you, DONT just be passive aggressive about.
Unlike SOME people I know.
How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know. Why don't *you* change it yourself instead of waiting for other people to do it?
If a dog is man's best friend, then a cat must be...
Man's snotty, passive-aggressive ex-girlfriend.
I have a friend who is very passive-aggressive
All the time he is telling me: "You are an idiot who doesn't know what passive-aggressive means."
My mother is so passive aggressive.
She says things to me like, You can't just seem to do anything right, and that's what I really love about you.
WHAT DO WE WANT? PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Well, we're sure you're really busy with all of your important things.
So, we'll just have to wait, until you feel that we've waited long enough, and maybe then, you'll be able to find some time for others.
It's fine.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Passive-aggressive girlfriend.
Passive-aggressive girlfriend who?
IF YOU DONT KNOW IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!!!
I work at a hospital. The staff are really stressed out and are being passive aggressive toward each other.
They keep telling each other to be positive.
