Passing Kidney Stone Jokes

Funniest Passing Kidney Stone Short Jokes

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1. It's obviously worse to pass a kidney stone than giving birth to a baby. Because people always say they want another baby but no ones ever said they want another kidney stone.
2. Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*
3. Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications. It should have been removed by surgery....
   (wait for it)....
   But he decided to try to pass it.
4. What did King Solomon say when his doctor told him he had a kidney stone? "This, too, shall pass."

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Passing Kidney Stone One Liners

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1. I passed my kidney stones with flying colors! But mostly red.
2. Chuck Norris passed 6 kidney stones. Thanos used them in the Infinity Gauntlet.
3. What did the pee say when it was blocked by a kidney stone? "u**... my way."
4. Someone asked me what I would do if I had a kidney stone ? I said I'll pass on that
5. This shall not pass Your urologist about you kidney stone
6. Why are GOP healthcare plans like kidney stones? They both hurt people when they pass
7. Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
   That stone is now known as The Death Star.

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