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A passer by asked a tree surgeon how many trees he has cut down...

Surgeon: Exactly 178,794
Passerby: Wow, how do you know that?
Surgeon: I keep a log

A passer by sees a man holding a sign saying punch me for free

Much to the passers surprise he went up and asked the man if there was any takers and the man replied take a look there is no punch line .

A jewish guy gets knocked over by a car...

A passer by runs over to check on him. He bundles up his coat into a pillow and places it under his head "Are you comfortable?" the stranger asks. He replies "Ach, I make a living."
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Old Man Crying

An elderly man of 78 years was sitting on a bench crying
A man walking by stopped to ask what was wrong.
"Well, I just married the most beautiful woman ever, Nice, young, and curvy in all the right places!" Said the old man.
"Then why cry?" asked the passer by
The old man sighed, "I forgot where I live"

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.....

He was quite impressed with their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I'm really impressed and appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you keeps digging holes, and then the other one immediately fills them back again.
One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."

While out hunting Pokemon a passer by asked if that's what I was doing...

I said "You caught me!"


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