Passer Jokes
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A passer by asked a tree surgeon how many trees he has cut down...
Surgeon: Exactly 178,794
Passerby: Wow, how do you know that?
Surgeon: I keep a log
A passer by sees a man holding a sign saying punch me for free
Much to the passers surprise he went up and asked the man if there was any takers and the man replied take a look there is no punch line .
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A jewish guy gets knocked over by a car...
A passer by runs over to check on him. He bundles up his coat into a pillow and places it under his head "Are you comfortable?" the stranger asks. He replies "Ach, I make a living."
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A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.....
He was quite impressed with their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I'm really impressed and appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you keeps digging holes, and then the other one immediately fills them back again.
One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."
While out hunting Pokemon a passer by asked if that's what I was doing...
I said "You caught me!"
One day a big group of blondes...
met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"
The blonde responded: "November?"
"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"
The blonde responded: "Paris?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"
The blonde replied: "Two?"
"Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.
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