Passenger Jet Jokes
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I was cleaning out my elderly neighbour's back garden yesterday when I came across a lamp.
I rubbed the side to give it a clean, and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke
"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.
I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."
With a whoosh, my wish was granted.
Ten minutes later, I landed at Birmingham Airport.
An Arab enters a bar..
Along with 500 passengers and an entire jet
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A passenger jet makes an emergency landing after an engine failure
A news crew is interviewing people coming off the plane.
Sir, asked the reporter, where you scared?
No, replied the man, I'm a Catholic, I prayed to St. Christopher, and I knew my faith would protect me.
The reporter moves on to the next available passenger, Sir, what was going through your mind?
I wasn't afraid, as an Evangelical, I know I've been saved.
The reporter, exasperated, moves on to a third passenger, Sir, I suppose you're also religious?
Yes, I'm a E-copalian
What's that?
I'm not sure anymore, but I know that landing scared the p**... out of me.
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