Passageway Jokes
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Passageway Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good passageway joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Haunted castle
A young American tourist went on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England. "How did you enjoy it?" The guide asked when it was over.
"It was great," the tourist replied, "but I was afraid I was going to see a ghost in some of those dark passageways."
"No need to worry," said the guide "I've never seen a ghost in all the time I've been here."
"How long is that?" the tourist asked.
"Oh, about 300 years."
My body is built like a temple
There are many hollow passageways where things enter and leave
What do you call a passageway that looks really cute?
Adoorable
A front desk attendant at Delta is beginning to board passengers for a flight from Atlanta to Birmingham, Alabama...
As he is taking the tickets from the passengers and allowing them board, he notices one man still standing at the window, looking at the plane. Once everyone else has walked down the passageway towards the jet, the attendant walks over to the man and asks if he is supposed to be on the plane.
"This plane takes off at 7:05 and gets into Birmingham at 7:07?" The man asks.
"Uh, yes sir, it does." The attendant responds, due to the hour gained during flight. "Are you ready to board now?"
"Nope", he quickly replies, "I just wanna see the sumbitch take off."
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