Passage Jokes
21 passage jokes and hilarious passage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about passage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a laugh? Reading these creative passages of jokes will bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood. From back passage to rites of passage and even interpretation of the senate in transit, this article will have you rolling on the floor. Don't miss out on the funny!
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Funniest Passage Short Jokes
Short passage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The passage humour may include short passing jokes also.
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? A writ of safe passage from his majesty, king Charles II of England.
- They're making a movie where Chronos blocks the passage of time. It's about god-dammed time.
- The first rule of innuendo club: come in the back door so you don't dirty up my front passage.
- The catholic church needs to implement some kind of Rite of Passage... It's time to separate the men from the boys.
- I recently asked a Priest about the passages of Mark 13 and Luke 12 ... but he insisted that had not seen either of those boys in ages.
- I got hit by a car on my way to my graduation. The worst part is, I had the right of passage
- A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel
- Why are Marsians always green in the face? Nausea from the passage in their little flying saucers.
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Passage One Liners
Which passage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with passage? I can suggest the ones about passed and journey.
- What do you call a passage way in India? Currydoor
- What do you call the passage that leads to Indian guys' apartment? A currydoor!
- What is the rite of passage for a Polish gay man? Moving to Germany.
- I used to like playing doctor. But then I got to a really difficult passage.
- What did Tyrion call the passage he built to smuggle w**... into Casterly Rock? h**...-door.
- What do you call a rapper with a clear r**... passage? Eminenema
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Passage Jokes
What funny jokes about passage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corridor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make passage pranks.
comeback is real!
A professor and a fool
A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
The passage way was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer,
I never make way for fools!
Smiling, the Gracious Professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, I Always Do.
Dad you told me yesterday that we all came from Adam and Eve,
when I asked you about our ancestral history. "ok, then what" said dad. But mom was telling something different. She said that we all were monkeys and with passage of time and evolution changed us to human beings. Dad had a sigh of relief and replied, I was talking about my family, she was talking about her family.
When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?
'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.
\~Capt. Ed Sheeran
A man is looking for inspiration,...
...and decides to open up his Bible to a random passage. He found the passage in which Judas hung himself. "Well, that's no good," the man said to himself, "I'll try again." He then turned to a passage that read, "Go and do likewise."
