Paso Jokes
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There's a crippled old beggar on a sidewalk in El Paso with a sign and a paper cup..
A businessman stops, reads the sign that says 'Disabled Vet' and decides to give him a few dollars.
"Look on the bright side," he says. "Things could be worse- you could be blind!"
"I know what you mean.." says the beggar, "When I was blind, people only gave me pesos!"
My Mexican cousin who can't speak a word of English just came back from Thailand all bloodied up. I asked him "que paso?"
He said muy Thai
What Do you Call a Mexican Hitch Hiking in Texas?
El Paso
In the Old West
In the Old West, a man robbed a bank in El Paso and rode south. The sheriff quickly formed a posse and they captured him in a small cantina near the Mexican border, but he didn't have the money. The sheriff decided to interrogate him, but the robber only spoke Spanish, so they got the bartender to translate.
Sheriff, through translator: "Where's the money?"
Bank robber, through translator: I'll never tell you."
The sheriff puts his revolver to the bank robber's head. Now, tell me where the money is!
Bank robber (in Spanish): I hid it under the bridge south of town!
Translator: He says he's not afraid to die."
The other day I got indigestion from prepackaged Mexican food
But don't worry, El Paso.
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