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158 party jokes and hilarious party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Ready to add a little laughter to your next party? Here's an assortment of hilarious party jokes that will be sure to get your guests laughing. From retirement parties to Christmas dinners and swinger raves, we have a joke for every type of party. Read through our collection and make sure to bring a few of these cordially funny jokes with you to your next get-together.

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Short party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The party humour may include short fest jokes also.

  1. I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
  2. I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukakke party. Everyone came, you should have seen her face.
  3. Two years ago we'd never heard of gender reveal parties. Now they're spreading like wildfire.
  4. How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Never split the party.
  5. I got to a party and the host said, Make yourself at home , so I got comfortable. Turns out English was not his first language, and he was asking me to leave.
  6. A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
  7. Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir?
    Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
  8. A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
  9. Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said to look sharp.
  10. Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he's dressed up as and he responds I'm a snail! That's M'shell on my back

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Party One Liners

Which party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with party? I can suggest the ones about concert and lobby.

  1. How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
  2. How do you get a group of loud Canadians to leave a party? You ask them.
  3. When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party Now I'm homeless
  4. I bought Prince's greatest hits the other day for £20. But I partied like it was £19.99
  5. Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99.
  6. What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party? The cold shoulder.
  7. I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came.
  8. I once paid $20.00 to see Prince perform But I partied like it was $19.99
  9. Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
    Asian Keanu gets bored.
    Asian Keanu Reeves.
  10. Where does Sir Lancelot go to party? A knight club.
  11. I was late to the cannibal party So they gave me the cold shoulder
  12. Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party.
  13. Why are North Korean weekends so lame? Because theres only one party.
  14. Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal.
  15. A friend of mine and I were both born on 4/20. We always have a joint birthday party.

Birthday Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny birthday party jokes and even better birthday party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24 What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.
  • My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
  • The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.
  • Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
  • What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party.
  • I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
  • The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling the birthday party thief . I've seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake.
  • The animator had a birthday party. Everyone brought gifs.
  • My dad just told us that he wants his next birthday party to be exactly a minute long. It's his sixty second birthday.
  • Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.

Costume Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny costume party jokes and even better costume party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I invited my buddy to a costume party and he said he was going as his dad He didn't show up
  • My gay friend's had an 80's themes costume party. I came dressed up as AIDS. Nobody really knew what I was at the start of the party, but by the end, everybody got it.
  • I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp The host asked me: What are you?
    Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
    Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
    Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
  • Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?" "I'll be Bach"
  • What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party? "I'll be Bach"
  • My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him.
  • At a Halloween party A: What are you dressed as?
    B: I'm a harp.
    A: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
    B: Are you calling me a lyre?
  • I went to a costume party Host: What are you supposed to be?
    Me: I'm a harp!
    Host: No Way! Your costume is way to small to be a harp.
    Me: Are you calling my a lyre????
  • I went to a fancy dress party... A girl approached me and asked 'what are you meant to be?'
    I said 'a harp'
    She replied 'your costume is too small to be a harp'
    I said 'are you calling me a lyre?'
  • A man is walking around a costume party dressed in green with a woman on his shoulder When asked what he was he said he was a tortoise. Then when asked about the woman he replied "she's Michelle".
Party joke, A man is walking around a costume party dressed in green with a woman on his shoulder

Kids Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny kids party jokes and even better kids party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A kid asks, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" The mom replies, "Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."
  • My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party. Man were they excited to meet Shrek.
  • My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning.
  • Indian parents don't usually throw surprise parties for their kids... But when they do, it's called an ARRANGED MARRIAGE.
  • I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party. I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet.
  • How can you tell which two year old birthday party is for the anti- vaxxer's kid? It's the one being held in the cemetery.
  • A kid asks his dad: Dad why am I black, if mom is white if and you are asian... ... Dad answers: With the party we had that night, you better be grateful that you're not barking right now.
  • I met my wife at a swingers party. I said, "You should be home looking after the kids!"
  • I mixed up my jobs I work as a party entertainer during the day and a hit man at night. I got a bit mixed up today at a kids party when we were making t shirts and they all said they wanted to dye.
  • How many parties does it take to run a democratic nation? Two, one to... just kidding you can't run a democratic nation on two parties.

Dinner Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny dinner party jokes and even better dinner party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder.
  • I think there are nine vampires coming to my dinner party. Oh, wait... I forgot to Count Dracula.
  • What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder.
  • I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though.
  • How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
  • What do cannibals serve at the beginning of a dinner party? Handshakes.
  • I showed up late to a cannibal dinner party... They gave me the cold shoulder.
  • What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get? The left-ovaries.
  • Son of a god 8yr old Jesus at dinner party: Can I have wine?
    Mom: No you only get water.
    Jesus: (Giggling) OK.
  • The other day I showed up late to a cannibal dinner party. I got the cold shoulder.

Retirement Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny retirement party jokes and even better retirement party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.. I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.
  • What does the cake say at the government printing office retirement party? This cake intentionally left blank
  • Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why; Turns out he was outstanding in the field
  • At my recent birthday party someone asked me when I planned to retire. I said, "Perhaps about ten or ten-thirty, but tonight I might stay up 'til eleven."
  • You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about party can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of party puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Party Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about party you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean campaign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make party prank.

A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 24 year old...

During the wedding party, his friends ask him, How'd you land someone that young?
It's simple, said the billionaire, I faked my age!
I mean, I'm 43, and there's no way I could land her! , a friend exclaims. What age did you tell her you were?
Smiling mischievously, the billionaire responds, 85 years old.

An older man walks into a bar...

...wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

A chemistry lab is a lot like a party...

Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party

and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".

One day the youngest son asks his mother, "Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"....

The mother says "Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark".

I had a b**... party last night.

It was a disaster. Nobody came.

I lost my watch at a party once..

I found it ten minutes later, but some guy was stepping on it. As he stood on my watch, he was s**... harassing a young woman. So I walked up to him and punched him square in the face. Nobody does that to a girl. Not on MY watch.

A doctor and a lawyer

During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer says, "just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox." The doctor decides he'll give that a try and thanks his lawyer friend. When the doctor gets home, he has a bill in his mailbox from the lawyer.

I was at a party...

I was walking around when I realized I had left my watch on the bed in the master bedroom. I worked my way through the crowd of people and opened the bedroom door. There on the bed was a guy who was s**... assaulting a drunk girl. I walked right up to him and punched him square in the face. Nobody is going to s**... assault a girl...not on my watch.

A black guy and a white girl are at a party

A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs

I lost my watch at a party once...

An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was s**... harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..

After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts...
"I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
"85 years old"

Facts of life

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."

I lost my watch at a party.

After some intensive searching through the crowd, I spotted it lying on the floor. There was a guy standing on it. When I looked up, I saw the guy harassing a girl, touching her at all the wrong places. She obviously didn't approve. So I walked over there and punched this guy in the face. Nobody treats girls like that. Not on my watch.

Had a house party last night

...and there's always one left over! Laid on the floor in the corner, still that drunk? He couldn't even stand! Asked him where he lived, then dragged him down the driveway to my car, his legs all over the place, picked him up, threw him inside, & took him home. Dragged him up to his house & knocked on his front door, "I've brought your son home."
His mother replied, "Where is his wheel chair?"

I was invited to a party...

'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too.

I went to a party last night...

..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.

Why was e^x so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise b**....

Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed.

Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited.

She asked if it was a search party :(

I did a suprise b**... party for my wife...

Everybody came. You should have seen her face!

I lost my watch

I lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while s**... harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the face. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my brother's surprise party.

That's when I realized he was her favourite twin.

However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order.

A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walks to the punch line.

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered

The chicken

A guy goes to a halloween party with a g**... his back.

The host asks him, "And what are you?"
The guy says, " I'm a snail."
The host says "And who's that on your back?"
"That's Michelle!"

My Wife needed something to cheer her up...

That's why I surprised her with a b**... party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face.

In USSR we had this joke

An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart.
In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: "Today one more communist will die"

This Halloween I decided to go as a harp. As I walked into the party, a gentleman asked, "what are you supposed to be?"

"A harp", I replied.
"No, no. You're much too small to be a harp" he protested.
So I asked, "are you calling me a lyre?"

How do you stop a m**... from drinking all the beer at your party?

Invite a second m**....

A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.

His friends see him and say, Hey man, what are you supposed to be?
He replies, Oh, I'm dressed as a turtle.
His friends respond, A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who's that woman on your back?
The man replies, Oh that's just Michelle.

A man goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a chicken and he meets a girl dressed up as an egg.

The answer is the chicken.

**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle.

His orders are to, "bond James, bond".

o**... wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

I saw a man walking down the road with a woman on his back

I said "where are you going?"
He replied "Fancy dress party"
"What as?" I asked
"Tortoise" the man shouted back
"Who's she?" I questioned
To which he responded "That's Michelle"

A n**... man arrives at a costume party with a g**... his back.

"I'm a turtle", he says.
"Oh... who's on your back?"
"That's Michelle", he replies.

A driver was arrested after a deadly accident...

Policeman: How could you kill 49 people? What the h**... is wrong with you?
Driver: I was driving at 80 km/h when I saw two men crossing the Road. On the road side, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the Breaks, but then I realised they were not working. So, I had to take a decision; either hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: You could have hit the 2 men!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other one ran towards the wedding party. So I followed him. ¯\\(ツ)/¯

My new party trick...

I s**... two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my a**... tied together.
I s**... you knot.

So there's this one kid at a costume party and the host ask what he was dressed up as. The kid told him that he dressed up as a harp, and the host told him that his costume is too small to be a harp.

The kid then said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..

After hnoeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
‟It is simple billionaire boasts....
‟I faked my age
‟Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you're? A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
‟85 years old

When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.

Now I'm homeless.

I lost my watch at a party

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at the party. Infuriated I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

Policeman: How could you kill...

...69 people? What the h**... was wrong with you?
Driver: I was driving at 80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: Hit the 2 men of course!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran towards the wedding party so l followed him.

My 72-year-old mother just informed me that she's going to her first s**... party and doesn't know what to bring.

After some delicate questioning, gender reveal, mom. It's called gender reveal .

At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away

His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.

Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house?

Because the ghosts will bring the boos

I lost my watch at a party once.

An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch

A proud father has six children.

He always calls his wife "Mother of Six," to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mother of six, we're leaving now."
She replies, "Be right with you, father of four."

A drunk man walks into a bar

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

A joke I heard while working in China a few years ago

A Chinese state-owned container ship is highjacked by pirates. A Chinese Communist Party official is sent to negotiate.
The pirates' leader, waving his gun, shouted: the ransom is TEN MILLION dollars! Or everyone on the ship will die!
The official responded, calmly: I will give you twenty million, but you'll write me a receipt of forty million.

24-year old Tai Jinhai came in first during the Beijing Marathon, but they gave the gold medal to the son of a prominent party official instead.

To this day, the Chinese government refuses to acknowledge Tai won.

From my 7yo Nephew, Why should you always bring toilet paper to gatherings?

For all the party poopers!

A n**... man was walking down the street with a woman on his back

A bloke on the other side of the road asked, "Where are you going?"
The n**... man replied, "To a fancy dress party."
"What as?" asked the bemused gentleman.
"A tortoise", said the n**... man.
"Well, who is the woman on your back?" said the intrigued gentleman.
"Oh, that's Michelle."
EDIT - I changed the first "gentleman" to "bloke." I hope it makes more sense that way.

Superman once went to a party.

Some people wore bitcoin suits, other dogecoin. Superman was upset, no one told him it was a crypto night.

I was so exhausted when I went to bed that I slept right through my son and his friends having a r**... w**... and heavy metal party in the yard all thru the night. As the sun came up, the party was still in full swing and my phone had blown up with messages complaining about the noise and the smell.

So I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs 'WHAT'S GOIN' ON?'

LPT: If you are ever at a party or business meeting with Spanish speakers, make sure to stand up and say Mucho

It means a lot to them

A n**... police officer came to work

A n**... police officer came to work and his commander, shocked, asked him: "why did you come n**...?"
The police officer said: "There was a party last night I attended. At 00:00 all lights went off and we were in the dark. All of a sudden a voice said that all females should undress. You could hear u**.... Then after a while the same voice said all the males to get undressed. Everybody did that, so did I. And then after a minute the voice said GET TO WORK"
Commander: "And?"
Police officer: "And I came to work."

Party joke, A n**... police officer came to work

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