Party Jokes
157 party jokes and hilarious party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready to add a little laughter to your next party? Here's an assortment of hilarious party jokes that will be sure to get your guests laughing. From retirement parties to Christmas dinners and swinger raves, we have a joke for every type of party. Read through our collection and make sure to bring a few of these cordially funny jokes with you to your next get-together.
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Short party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The party humour may include short fest jokes also.
- I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
- I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukakke party. Everyone came, you should have seen her face.
- Two years ago we'd never heard of gender reveal parties. Now they're spreading like wildfire.
- How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Never split the party.
- I got to a party and the host said, Make yourself at home , so I got comfortable. Turns out English was not his first language, and he was asking me to leave.
- A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
- Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir?
Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group? - A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."
- Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said to look sharp.
- Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he's dressed up as and he responds I'm a snail! That's M'shell on my back
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Party One Liners
Which party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with party? I can suggest the ones about concert and lobby.
- How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party Now I'm homeless
- I bought Prince's greatest hits the other day for £20. But I partied like it was £19.99
- Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99.
- What did the cannibal get when he was late to the dinner party? The cold shoulder.
- I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came.
- I once paid $20.00 to see Prince perform But I partied like it was $19.99
- Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - Where does Sir Lancelot go to party? A knight club.
- I was late to the cannibal party So they gave me the cold shoulder
- Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party.
- A friend of mine and I were both born on 4/20. We always have a joint birthday party.
- How do you keep a Baptist from drinking at your party? Invite two of them
- I lost my home because I threw a house warming party. I miss my igloo.
- Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl.
Birthday Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny birthday party jokes and even better birthday party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24 What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.
- My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
- The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.
- What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party.
- I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
- The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling the birthday party thief . I've seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake.
- The animator had a birthday party. Everyone brought gifs.
- My dad just told us that he wants his next birthday party to be exactly a minute long. It's his sixty second birthday.
- Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.
- Why didn't Tom Hiddleston want a big birthday party? He wanted to keep it Loki
Costume Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny costume party jokes and even better costume party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I invited my buddy to a costume party and he said he was going as his dad He didn't show up
- My gay friend's had an 80's themes costume party. I came dressed up as AIDS. Nobody really knew what I was at the start of the party, but by the end, everybody got it.
- My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him.
- Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party. I'm kind of a big deal.
- Did you hear about the dog who tried to dress up as a cat but got sick at a Halloween costume party? He said he wasn't feline well.
- Guy goes to a costume party dressed in a Speedo with a potato in the front. He knocks on the door of the party and the host says what are you suppose to be? He says, I'm a dictator
- Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
- So i went to a costume party... People asked why i didn't dress up, i said i was pretending to be Okay.
- I'm so ugly... ... I went to a Halloween party without a costume and one of the partygoers came up to me and asked, "What are you supposed to be?"
- I went to a local costume party in nothing but my pants My friend asked, "what are you supposed to be?"
I said, "I don't know, I just came in my pants"
Kids Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny kids party jokes and even better kids party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party. Man were they excited to meet Shrek.
- Indian parents don't usually throw surprise parties for their kids... But when they do, it's called an ARRANGED MARRIAGE.
- I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party. I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet.
- How can you tell which two year old birthday party is for the anti- vaxxer's kid? It's the one being held in the cemetery.
- I met my wife at a swingers party. I said, "You should be home looking after the kids!"
- I mixed up my jobs I work as a party entertainer during the day and a hit man at night. I got a bit mixed up today at a kids party when we were making t shirts and they all said they wanted to dye.
- How many parties does it take to run a democratic nation? Two, one to... just kidding you can't run a democratic nation on two parties.
- Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.
- Bouncy Castle Pun. [kids party]
"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"
Dad no
"That's.."
Please no dad
"..Inflation for you"
*kids start crying* - Did you hear about the spy who trashed a kid's birthday party? He was a good anti-caking agent
Dinner Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny dinner party jokes and even better dinner party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I think there are nine vampires coming to my dinner party. Oh, wait... I forgot to Count Dracula.
- I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though.
- How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- What do cannibals serve at the beginning of a dinner party? Handshakes.
- What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get? The left-ovaries.
- Son of a god 8yr old Jesus at dinner party: Can I have wine?
Mom: No you only get water.
Jesus: (Giggling) OK. - The Donner Party Diet Breakfast: Jacks
Lunch: Franks
Dinner: Patties - Santa's reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation. The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
- I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet.
- Who are the worst guests at a dinner party? Vegan bitcoin owners.
Retirement Party Jokes
Here is a list of funny retirement party jokes and even better retirement party puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.. I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.
- What does the cake say at the government printing office retirement party? This cake intentionally left blank
- Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why; Turns out he was outstanding in the field
- At my recent birthday party someone asked me when I planned to retire. I said, "Perhaps about ten or ten-thirty, but tonight I might stay up 'til eleven."
- You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
Playful Party Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about party you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean campaign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make party pranks.
A woman scanned the guests at a party...
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?', she asked.
The man replied, 'B. J. Titsengolf''
An older man walks into a bar...
...wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Two policemen are walking down the street in Soviet Russia...
...when they spot a guy standing next to the local Party Headquarters holding a paintbrush. On the wall, he's just written "The government is run by idiots!". The first policeman pulls out a pair of handcuffs and asks the second, "Shall we arrest him for vandalizing public property, or for divulging state secrets?".
A chemistry lab is a lot like a party...
Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party
and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".
One day the youngest son asks his mother, "Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"....
The mother says "Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark".
Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week
They exchanged numbers
A depressed frog goes to visit a fortune teller
Hoping for good news he goes to meet with a fortune teller.
The fortune teller closes her eyes, makes some strange sounds, and finally says, "You will meet a beautiful young girl that will want to know everything about you"
The frog gets excited and says, "Wow! When will I meet her? At a party?"
"No," replied the fortune teller, "in her biology class."
Halloween Joke
This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he's just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, Dude, this is a Halloween party! You're supposed to be wearing a costume?
The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I'm a snail!
You're a snail?
Yeah, I'm a snail, says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, This is Michelle.
Did you hear about the party thief?
I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake.
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2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.
A doctor and a lawyer
During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer says, "just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox." The doctor decides he'll give that a try and thanks his lawyer friend. When the doctor gets home, he has a bill in his mailbox from the lawyer.
I was invited to a party and was told "dress to kill"
Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind
A black guy and a white girl are at a party
A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs
Facts of life
At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
I lost my watch at a party.
After some intensive searching through the crowd, I spotted it lying on the floor. There was a guy standing on it. When I looked up, I saw the guy harassing a girl, touching her at all the wrong places. She obviously didn't approve. So I walked over there and punched this guy in the face. Nobody treats girls like that. Not on my watch.
Had a house party last night
...and there's always one left over! Laid on the floor in the corner, still that drunk? He couldn't even stand! Asked him where he lived, then dragged him down the driveway to my car, his legs all over the place, picked him up, threw him inside, & took him home. Dragged him up to his house & knocked on his front door, "I've brought your son home."
His mother replied, "Where is his wheel chair?"
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I told a man I was voting third party
He said, "That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"
"Simple," I replied, "I'd pick the bullet."
I was invited to a party...
'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too.
I went to a party last night...
..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.
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A kid asks, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
The mom replies, "Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."
Why was e^x so lonely at the party?
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
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I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise b**....
Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed.
Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited.
She asked if it was a search party :(
My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was her favourite twin.
However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order.
A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walks to the punch line.
I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered
The chicken
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My Wife needed something to cheer her up...
That's why I surprised her with a b**... party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face.
In USSR we had this joke
An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart.
In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: "Today one more communist will die"
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Why are North Korean weekends so lame?
Because theres only one party.
A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.
His friends see him and say, Hey man, what are you supposed to be?
He replies, Oh, I'm dressed as a turtle.
His friends respond, A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who's that woman on your back?
The man replies, Oh that's just Michelle.
A man goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a chicken and he meets a girl dressed up as an egg.
The answer is the chicken.
How do you get an Irishman to stop drinking?
I could really use some help on this, I had a party two weeks ago and Sheamus is still here
Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
At a fancy dinner party, a man turns to a woman and suddenly says:
- Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
The woman giggles.
- Of course I would!
- How about doing it for fifteen dollars?
The woman looks disgusted.
- Why, what kind of woman do you think I am?
- That's already been established. Now we're just haggling about the price.
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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**
Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.
007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle.
His orders are to, "bond James, bond".
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o**... wrote on his FB status:
"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"
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A girl is asking her dad if she can go to a party.
Are you going to get drunk? her dad asks.
No.
Are you going to have s**...?
No.
Are you going to get high?
No.
Then why are you going?
Say what you like about China...
[This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China (CPC) of the People's Republic of China at the discretion of General Xi Jinping]
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A driver was arrested after a deadly accident...
Policeman: How could you kill 49 people? What the h**... is wrong with you?
Driver: I was driving at 80 km/h when I saw two men crossing the Road. On the road side, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the Breaks, but then I realised they were not working. So, I had to take a decision; either hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: You could have hit the 2 men!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other one ran towards the wedding party. So I followed him. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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My new party trick...
I s**... two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my a**... tied together.
I s**... you knot.
Aliens come to earth...
They meet with all the world leaders. Eventually it's the Pope's turn to chat to them. He asks the one alien, Greetings alien, what do you think of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
The alien exclaims, Ah, JC! He's my boy! We have a massive party when he visits us once a year!
He visits you once a year? The Pope asks in astonishment. He hasn't been to earth in more than two millennia! How did you manage that?!
Well, when he first came to our planet we gave him a box of our finest chocolates. What did you guys do?
So there's this one kid at a costume party and the host ask what he was dressed up as. The kid told him that he dressed up as a harp, and the host told him that his costume is too small to be a harp.
The kid then said, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
I lost my watch at a party
I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at the party. Infuriated I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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My 72-year-old mother just informed me that she's going to her first s**... party and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, gender reveal, mom. It's called gender reveal .
At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away
His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"
"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."
Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house?
Because the ghosts will bring the boos
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I lost my watch at a party once.
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch
A proud father has six children.
He always calls his wife "Mother of Six," to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mother of six, we're leaving now."
She replies, "Be right with you, father of four."
A drunk man walks into a bar
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
A joke I heard while working in China a few years ago
A Chinese state-owned container ship is highjacked by pirates. A Chinese Communist Party official is sent to negotiate.
The pirates' leader, waving his gun, shouted: the ransom is TEN MILLION dollars! Or everyone on the ship will die!
The official responded, calmly: I will give you twenty million, but you'll write me a receipt of forty million.
24-year old Tai Jinhai came in first during the Beijing Marathon, but they gave the gold medal to the son of a prominent party official instead.
To this day, the Chinese government refuses to acknowledge Tai won.
From my 7yo Nephew, Why should you always bring toilet paper to gatherings?
For all the party poopers!
Superman once went to a party.
Some people wore bitcoin suits, other dogecoin. Superman was upset, no one told him it was a crypto night.
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I was so exhausted when I went to bed that I slept right through my son and his friends having a r**... w**... and heavy metal party in the yard all thru the night. As the sun came up, the party was still in full swing and my phone had blown up with messages complaining about the noise and the smell.
So I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs 'WHAT'S GOIN' ON?'
LPT: If you are ever at a party or business meeting with Spanish speakers, make sure to stand up and say Mucho
It means a lot to them
