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Queen Elizabeth and dolly parton die on the same day, but are told only one can get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a d**... bottle and douches herself.
St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest.
St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly, because a royal flush always beats a good pair.
My buddy Joe has lost a lot of weight on the new Dolly Parton diet.
It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
You know why Dolly Parton has small feet?
Nothing grows in the shade.
Dolly Parton has invested $1m in the Moderna covid vaccine
It's working 9 to 5 perecent of the time, what a way to keep us living
Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today.
The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask
It's called worKN95
Dolly Parton is such a beloved figure in America, the DSM-5 has already classified a disease that American's might feel when she dies.
Post-Parton Depression
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