Partn Jokes
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My partner and I can never agree on vacations.
I want to go to exotic island and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.
My partner was afraid that I was cheating, which I wasn't.
She came to me one evening, very serious. I knew something was going on. She asked, in that tone that instantly puts a lump in your t**..., I suspect you've been unfaithful. Do you have a sec to talk?
I wanted her to know she has my full attention, so I replied, I have a lot of secs!
I still can't figure out why she walked out.
If your partner confesses that they cheated on you......
If your partner confesses that they cheated on you, I know the temptation is to ask, with who?
But that's inappropriate. Avoid it.
Instead ask, with whom? It is important to speak good English.
My partner laughed at me when I told her I was going to make a bike out of Macaroni
You should've seen her face when I cycled pasta.
My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams
My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Mordor!" and "Gandalf!"
Always Tolkien in their sleep...
How do you know your s**... partner works in IT?
They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia.
I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.
My partner suggested getting married to make our relationship more secure...
I suggested we called it our rElaT10nsh!p.
I tried to get my partner to embrace by f**......
...but they were lictose intolerant.
I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......
....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
My partner got the boys with this one.
She calls, Come on downstairs, it's time for dinner! And you may want to put on a sweater for dinner.
My 10 year old son: Why would I need a sweater for dinner?
Her: We're having brrrr-itos!
My partner asked me " What's 'burning man'? "
Apparently 'my u**...' was not a wise answer.
Which is a better partner in the bedroom, corn or grape?
Grape, because when it's time to get down to business, corn flakes, but grape nuts.
A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and m**... dispensary.
It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.
My partner asked if we could watch that old movie from the 40's, "Gaslight"
I told them, "No, don't you remember? We watched it yesterday."
What do you do if your partner smokes after s**...?
What do you do if your partner smokes after s**...?
Slow down and use more lubrication.
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Partn One Liners
Which partn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with partn? I can suggest the ones about associate and venture.
- Your mom is like a spider after s**...... She usually kills her partn
