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English Weather
I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly s**...'ite.
Your Turn
Out of prison. As a h**... was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied.
"How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have s**... from the rear?"
"Partly." She said.
"But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?
Partly in the USA
OC Dad joke
Farmers say that when all the cows are standing up in the field, it's going to be rainy weather.
When all of the cows are sitting down, it's going to be sunny weather.
What is the weather going to be if half the cows are standing and half are sitting?
Partly Cowdy.
You're welcome.
My ex wife dented the hood of my car.
To be honest, was partly my fault. I *was* driving 55 mph in a 25 mph zone.
I love the look on people's faces, standing soaked in the rain at the bus stop as I drive past.
It's partly why I became a bus driver.
VA Governor Northam has not made a public appearance since Saturday
This is partly thanks to a tunnel system that connects his residence to his office. It is predicted that when he does resurface & sees his shadow, we are guaranteed 6 more weeks of scandals.
Weather forecast for today: Partly sunny...
... partly moony.
Thanks mom for the corny joke to share on the internet.
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