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Parting Jokes

7 parting jokes and hilarious parting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Howlingly Hilarious Parting Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good parting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear.

Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow.

How does Moses style his hair?

With a parting

What's the best parting gift?

A comb.

A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"

It's a wave and a parting call.

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Friend hooked it up.

Fist bumped and as we were parting ways, said "I owe you!"
Dad Friend: "Don't forget A&E!"
Me: "Huh?"
Dad Friend: "A-E-I-O-U! Already forgot your vowels-tsktsk."

My wife combed my hair for me like she used to, right before she died.

I guess she wanted to leave me with a parting gift.


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