Particle Jokes
76 particle jokes and hilarious particle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about particle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you interested in physics and particle theory? Check out this article for some funny particle jokes! Learn about subatomic particles, hadrons, electrons, and bosons, and get a few laughs along the way. Perfect for those looking to have a bit of lighthearted fun while learning something new.
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Funniest Particle Short Jokes
Short particle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The particle humour may include short pixel jokes also.
- ...and the bartender said: we don't serve hypothetical faster-than-light particles here! A tachyon walks into a bar...
- The bartender says: "I'm sorry, but we don't serve FTL particles." A tachyon walks into a bar.
- My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more.
- The bartender says "we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!" A tachyon particle walks into a bar.......
- A quantum object turns from wave to a particle... "It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"
- I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron.
- Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare? It just lepton.
- Chinese physicists have discovered long, hard, negatively-charged particles. They call them erectrons.
- I wrote this joke just for this sub, because people wrongly complain there are never any original jokes here: What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation? *Ore-ion*
- Scientists in Germany Have Discovered a New Particle That Can Only Exist By Absorbing Joy It's no laughing matter
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Particle One Liners
Which particle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with particle? I can suggest the ones about pong and protein.
- A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves.
- Is light a wave? Is it a particle? It depends on how you look at it
- What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron.
- What did the photon particle say as it traveled past? Nothing, it just waved
- A particle goes into a bar with exactly 20 km/h We don't know where it is anymore.
- What's a particle physicist's favourite cocktail? A Large Hadron Colada.
- Science/nre joke What particles in a reactor are the happiest?
Delayed neutrons. - What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!
- there's a debate over whether light is a particle or wave. it's very polarizing
- What do you call an unexperienced particle? An amateuron.
- Atomic Particles I just lost an atomic particle. I'm positive.
- Why is the Higgs Boson called "the god particle?" Because it gives us mass
- Alpha particles are cool and all, but... Single electrons are beta
- I'm gonna be honest with you... Particle accelerators give me a hadron.
- If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons.
Particle Accelerator Jokes
Here is a list of funny particle accelerator jokes and even better particle accelerator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I heard that CERN particle accelerator can create a huge black hole and destroy the planet. This make me a little conCERNed.
Eddit. The situation is accelerating if you know what I mean. - Did you know that corks come from trees? Son-"Hey dad, did you know that corks come from trees?
Dad- "No son, Quarks come from particle accelerators" - Ok guys I have a confession.... Particle accelerators give me a hadron....
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Particle Collider Jokes
Here is a list of funny particle collider jokes and even better particle collider puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How fast are the particles in the Large Hadron Collider going? Super cern-ic
- What do particle physicists like to drink? Pina colliders.
Particle Physics Jokes
Here is a list of funny particle physics jokes and even better particle physics puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did Professor Duck explain particle physics to his class? Quark quark.
- Particle physics gives me a hadron
Ridiculous Particle Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about particle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bullet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make particle pranks.
I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.
I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.
Maybe not "particle-ularily" funny...
So a priest walks into his church and sees a Higgs boson particle hanging around; says "what are you doing here?" the particle says "I've always been here - you can't have mass without me..."
*groan*
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A higgs boson particle walks into the Vatican
The Pope says, "you call yourself the God particle! Your blasphemy is not welcome here, get out!"
The higgs boson particle says "but you can't have mass without me."
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church...
The priest says ''We don't allow you in here- you call yourself the God particle- that's sacrilegious!''
The Higgs Boson particle responds, ''Hey, if you don't allow the Higgs Boson particle, how do you have Mass?''
How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Assuming it takes place in a vacuum, approximating the lightbulb as a point particle, Assuming it takes place at precisely 300 K, and ignoring the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: π/3
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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?
Get a broom, you two.
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ESA to release second probe "SHIO" to 67P
The "Philae-Shio" team will be s**... in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination.
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Why are d**... like quantum particles
Measuring them changes the result
A team of particle physicists ran an experiment for the entire year,
and the detector reported exactly fifty two events which they were looking for. They published a research paper called "Weekly interacting particles".
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Why don't Dark Matter particles have s**... tapes?
Because no one sees them coming.
The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.
It was his meson scène.
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I heard there's a guy that destroyed a group of Higgs Boson particles.
He's a mass m**....
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Yo moma is so s**.......
she could observe the particles in the double slit experiment and still get an interference pattern
2 scientists see atoms for the first time.
Scientist 1: So everything is made up of these tiny particles?
Scientist 2: I guess so.
Scientist 1: What should we call the things they make up?
Scientist 2: Why name it? It doesn't seem that important to me.
Scientist 1: Are you sure? Cause I think it all Matters.
What do you call a suspension of solid or liquid particles in laughing gas?
Aerolols.
On a faraway island lived a solitary genius
On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.
His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the end he had to give up..
It simply proved too hard to draw Cong Clu's Ions from the experiments.
I come from a family of scientists who share the surname 'Matter.' We all get along, just like the particles we study.
Except for my Auntie Matter.
I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons
So far, the results have been positive.
Two particles are trapped in a field
One particle says to the other "I got you some flowers, you may have them if you quantum"
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A Higgs-boson particle goes into a church.
The vicar says, "We don't want your sort in here!"
The Higgs-boson particle says
"But you can't have mass without me!"
A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man
A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man stand around a piece of fruit.
When asked what the fruit is, the philosopher says We can never know what this piece of fruit truly is. We assume, through wisdom, that the form of the fruit is closest to our perceptions of the fruit .
The physicist states: Truly there is no fruit. The fruit is simply the interaction of fundamental forces and unseeable particles colliding through time until the fruit is formed .
The Common Man replies: It's an apple.
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A Higgs Boson particle showed up at church one day. The priest yelled, hey we don't serve your kind here.
The Higgs Boson particle said, but you can't have mass without me.
I once overheard two physicists debating over the mass of subatomic particles..
They were mass-debating
What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation?
#Ore-ion
I think I made this joke up, but I'm sure the internet will know.
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Scientists have discovered the sub-atomic particle that confers density.
They've called it the m**....
My 8 year old son wants to be a comedian.
He also like quantum physics, so I suggested he make up some jokes. Here's the first two.
What so you call a particle who likes taking pictures?
A photongrapher
Why did the apple fall out of the tree?
It ran out of gluons.
If you have any Similar he'd love to hear them and add them to his repertoire.
