Participation Trophy Jokes

Funniest Participation Trophy Short Jokes

Short participation trophy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The participation trophy humour may include short participation jokes also.

1. My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
2. My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
3. My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
4. My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
   When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
   I said "Sword-of"
5. This is true If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
6. Did you hear the government is banning all participation trophies? They start taking down all the confederate statues next week.
7. Hey, I guess I have a trophy wife too! Lately, I've been hearing how she's giving participation awards all around town.
8. Those participation trophies actually need a lot of power to be handed out! J.D. Power, that is.
9. What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies? The electoral college in 2016.

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Participation Trophy One Liners

Which participation trophy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with participation trophy? I can suggest the ones about trophy and prize giving.

1. I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
2. I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
3. I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
4. I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
5. Why was the millennial crying? He didn't get his participation trophy.
6. If she were a trophy wife,she'd be a Participation trophy

Participation Trophy Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about participation trophy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stanley cup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make participation trophy pranks.