Participation Trophy Jokes
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- My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
- My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
- I'm glad they are taking down these Confederate statues I don't believe in participation trophies.
- Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners. Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*
- Straight to controversial, I know. What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife. - Controversial Why don't white people get a white history month?
Answer: Because you typically don't give a participation trophy to the kid who got first place. - I don't understand why people keep tearing down Confederate statues? Shouldn't the losers get to keep their participation trophies?
- My wife calls herself a trophy wife. I told her that's because I won the participation award.
- My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
- My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
I said "Sword-of"
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Participation Trophy One Liners
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- I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
- I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
- I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
- I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
- My wife is what they call A Trophy Wife . A participation trophy
- I told my wife I'm her trophy husband... Too bad it's just a participation trophy.
- Why was the millennial crying? He didn't get his participation trophy.
- If she were a trophy wife,she'd be a Participation trophy
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I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues.
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues. They're pretty adamant about losers not getting participation trophies.
I'm not certain my parents' s**... life is dead.
It is concerning that my mom calls me her participation trophy though.
This is true
If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
Why does the married ugly white man not have a trophy wife?
Because asian women are a white man's participation award.
Did you hear the government is banning all participation trophies?
They start taking down all the confederate statues next week.
Hey, I guess I have a trophy wife too!
Lately, I've been hearing how she's giving participation awards all around town.
Those participation trophies actually need a lot of power to be handed out!
J.D. Power, that is.
What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?
The electoral college in 2016.