Participation Jokes
56 participation jokes and hilarious participation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about participation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best audience participation, political participation, and everyday life jokes in this fun selection of winners. From lighthearted jokes to more serious topics, learn why and how participation is power! Get in on the fun and participate today!
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Funniest Participation Short Jokes
Short participation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The participation humour may include short participating jokes also.
- My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his confederate flag.
- My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
- Is it okay to hate a certain race? I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
- I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
- North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win. Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
- My wife and I keep on collecting 5k race t-shirts, without actually participating in the races. It's our running joke
- My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning
- My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
- I'm glad they are taking down these Confederate statues I don't believe in participation trophies.
- Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament? Because they weren't members.
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Participation One Liners
Which participation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with participation? I can suggest the ones about engagement and volunteering.
- I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
- I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
- Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons? Because they hate mixed races.
- In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.
- I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
- I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place.
- I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
- If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a... ...fruity roll-up?
- Why was the spelling bee cancelled? One of the participants spelled disaster.
- I participated in a lung surgery earlier That was breathtaking
- I never participated in sports... But I still got atrophy
- Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days..
- My wife is what they call A Trophy Wife . A participation trophy
- What do you call clothes that want to be worn? Partici-pants
I hate my life - What do you call a group of jeans running a marathon? ParticiPANTS!
Participation Trophy Jokes
Here is a list of funny participation trophy jokes and even better participation trophy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners. Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*
- Straight to controversial, I know. What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife. - Controversial Why don't white people get a white history month?
Answer: Because you typically don't give a participation trophy to the kid who got first place. - I don't understand why people keep tearing down Confederate statues? Shouldn't the losers get to keep their participation trophies?
- My wife calls herself a trophy wife. I told her that's because I won the participation award.
- My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
- My fencing trophy I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
I said "Sword-of" - This is true If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
- I told my wife I'm her trophy husband... Too bad it's just a participation trophy.
- Why does the married ugly white man not have a trophy wife? Because asian women are a white man's participation award.
Participation Award Jokes
Here is a list of funny participation award jokes and even better participation award puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My grandfather was complaining yesterday: your generation is so fragile with your participation awards ... says the guy who lost the war and still wears medals
- My dad says people shouldn't get rewards just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took away his father of the year award
- I have a really funny joke about participation awards Actually, never mind, you had to be there to get it
- The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards
- Hey, I guess I have a trophy wife too! Lately, I've been hearing how she's giving participation awards all around town.
- If they gave out awards for s**...... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon
As in, you have not participated. You are v**...
Audience Participation Jokes
Here is a list of funny audience participation jokes and even better audience participation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had the worst audience participation at my concert That's the last time I sing If You're Happy and You Know It at a depression treatment facility.
Charming Humor Participation Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about participation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean membership jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make participation pranks.
A researcher carrying out a phone survey on marital s**......
phoned one of the participants to check on a discrepancy. He asked the husband: "In response to the question on frequency of i**..., you answered 'once a week,' but your wife answered 'several times a night.'"
"That's correct," said the husband. "And that's the way it's going to be until the mortgage is paid off."
A priest and a shepherd...
... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
Reality vs LinkedIn
Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.
My Aunt Ruth went missing
It turned out she was kidnapped and murdered before my uncle could pay the ransom. He went on a rampage, finding and slaughtering every last man who participated in kidnapping her, even going so far as to t**... some of them. You could say he was.....
Ruthless
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.
He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.
OCD
A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants
in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were
looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this
disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses
the day after the ad came out.
All from the same person.
A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.
A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."
Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"
A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."
The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."
No one expects it!
A guy was traveling in the Spanish countryside, and after driving all day he stopped for the night at a tiny inn. The innkeeper, upon giving him his key, asked him if he would like to participate in a battle of wits with his special chicken. "If you stump him, you get a wish, any wish you like!" he explains. The man agrees to it, and he's led into the bar, whereupon sits a healthy sized hen. He proceeds to have a battle of wits, and is roundly defeated by the hen. "I didn't expect the chicken to be so smart!" says the man. "No," says the innkeeper, "no one expects the Spanish inn quiz wish hen!"
During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to s**....
Because they all ran away when I offered.
At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch...
So I told a bunch of my friends "I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation."
Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them "Here's the punch line."
This is a completely true story, so I do not regret it.
