Charming Humor Participation Jokes with Loads of Fun
My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing.
So I took his Vietnam Veteran hat
My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners
but participation is more important than winning
I really like being a trophy husband.
I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife"
She calls me her "participation award"
My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing
So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
I got a Trophy Wife
but it was for participation
At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch...
So I told a bunch of my friends "I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation."
Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them "Here's the punch line."
This is a completely true story, so I do not regret it.
I'm glad they are taking down these Confederate statues
I don't believe in participation trophies.
I have a trophy wife...
Well she's more of a participation trophy.
My grandfather was complaining yesterday: your generation is so fragile with your participation awards ...
says the guy who lost the war and still wears medals
Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners.
Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*
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Initially I was proud of my participation in a trial for cloning humans...
...but now, I don't think I can live with myself.
Straight to controversial, I know.
What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife.
My wife is what they call A Trophy Wife .
A participation trophy
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues.
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues. They're pretty adamant about losers not getting participation trophies.
Controversial
Why don't white people get a white history month?
Answer: Because you typically don't give a participation trophy to the kid who got first place.
I'm not certain my parents' s**... life is dead.
It is concerning that my mom calls me her participation trophy though.
I have a really funny joke about participation awards
Actually, never mind, you had to be there to get it
I don't understand why people keep tearing down Confederate statues?
Shouldn't the losers get to keep their participation trophies?
My wife calls herself a trophy wife.
I told her that's because I won the participation award.
My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days.
So I tore down his Confederate flag.
Congratulations to the class of 2020
You are the first class that will have a 100% participation in the annual senior skip day championship.
My fencing trophy
I recently placed 11th at a local fencing tournament. I got a participation award.
When I came home my wife asked me if I got a trophy
I said "Sword-of"
Lazy is a very strong word!
I prefer to call it Selective Participation
I had the worst audience participation at my concert
That's the last time I sing If You're Happy and You Know It at a depression treatment facility.
This is true
If you think about it everyone in life gets at least one participation trophy it's called a tombstone
The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night
They gave them participation awards
I told my wife I'm her trophy husband...
Too bad it's just a participation trophy.
If they gave out awards for s**......
You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon
As in, you have not participated. You are v**...
I gave a speech about issues with millennials today.
To commend me for my speech, I was given a participation ribbon.
Why does the married ugly white man not have a trophy wife?
Because asian women are a white man's participation award.
Participation ribbons aren't useless
The one in my cup holder keeps my coffee mug from rattling
Did you hear the government is banning all participation trophies?
They start taking down all the confederate statues next week.
Hey, I guess I have a trophy wife too!
Lately, I've been hearing how she's giving participation awards all around town.
