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  1. My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his confederate flag.
  2. My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
  3. Is it okay to hate a certain race? I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
  4. I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
  5. North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win. Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
  6. My wife and I keep on collecting 5k race t-shirts, without actually participating in the races. It's our running joke
  7. My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning
  8. My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
  9. I'm glad they are taking down these Confederate statues I don't believe in participation trophies.
  10. Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament? Because they weren't members.
Participate joke, Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these participate jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of participate puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
  2. I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
  3. Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons? Because they hate mixed races.
  4. In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.
  5. I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
  6. I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place.
  7. I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
  8. If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a... ...fruity roll-up?
  9. Why was the spelling bee cancelled? One of the participants spelled disaster.
  10. I participated in a lung surgery earlier That was breathtaking
  11. I never participated in sports... But I still got atrophy
  12. Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days..
  13. My wife is what they call A Trophy Wife . A participation trophy
  14. What do you call clothes that want to be worn? Partici-pants
    I hate my life
  15. What do you call a group of jeans running a marathon? ParticiPANTS!

Participate joke, What do you call a group of jeans running a marathon?

Giggle-Inducing Participate Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

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A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants
in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were
looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this
disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses
the day after the ad came out.
All from the same person.

A researcher carrying out a phone survey on marital s**......

phoned one of the participants to check on a discrepancy. He asked the husband: "In response to the question on frequency of i**..., you answered 'once a week,' but your wife answered 'several times a night.'"
"That's correct," said the husband. "And that's the way it's going to be until the mortgage is paid off."

At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch...

So I told a bunch of my friends "I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation."
Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them "Here's the punch line."
This is a completely true story, so I do not regret it.

Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal...

Just do it

A priest and a shepherd...

... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.

A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."
Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"
A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."
The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."

I recently participated in an e**... contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well.

Let's just say there was some stiff competition.

During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to s**....

Because they all ran away when I offered.

One by one, a class of fifth-graders were called on to make sentences with words chosen by their teacher.

Nick didn't often participate in class, so his teacher was glad when she saw him raise his hand to give it a try.
"Nick," said the teacher, "make a sentence with the words 'defeat,' 'defense,' 'deduct,' and 'detail.'"
Nick thought for a few minutes then smiled. He shouted, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"

Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

What do you call a music group that has been participating in i**... activity online

The Black IPs

Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

I don't mind 5k at all, but my team is thinking about doing a 10k and I **really** don't like participating in them...

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.
He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

To everyone participating in the yodeling battle...

Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue

Dad: Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners.

Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*

I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize

My Aunt Ruth went missing

It turned out she was kidnapped and murdered before my uncle could pay the ransom. He went on a rampage, finding and slaughtering every last man who participated in kidnapping her, even going so far as to t**... some of them. You could say he was.....

Why Wasn't the Green Pepper Able to Participate in the archery Competition?

It didn't habanero....

My grandfather was complaining yesterday: your generation is so fragile with your participation awards ...

says the guy who lost the war and still wears medals

Reality vs LinkedIn

I got my driving license
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.

I'm participating in the kleptomania Olympics this year.

I plan to take home the gold, the silver and the bronze.

An alcoholics anonymous meeting takes place. The presenter completes a demonstration.

He brings out two glasses, a bottle of whiskey, a bottle of water and an earthworm. He pours one glass with water and the other with whiskey. He then drops the worm into the bottle of water, where it wriggles around for a little while, but is ok.
He then picks it up and drops it into the whiskey, where it struggles and soon dies.
He asks the participants what does this show us?
Bubba Joe stands up at the back of the crowd and exclaims If I drink whiskey I won't get worms!

The street magician

A street magician pulls out a deck of cards and asks a bystander to pick a card and memorize it. The magician then draws a card facing away so he can't see it and has his participant memorize that too. He shuffles the deck, cuts it, and pulls the card on top and asks "Is this your card?" The amazed participant replies "yes!" So the magician pulls the card on the bottom and asks "is this my card?" To which a now confused participant says "No, that's just a picture of... My coat?" The magician responds
"Oh s**... I did it wrong. That's your cardigan"

No one expects it!

A guy was traveling in the Spanish countryside, and after driving all day he stopped for the night at a tiny inn. The innkeeper, upon giving him his key, asked him if he would like to participate in a battle of wits with his special chicken. "If you stump him, you get a wish, any wish you like!" he explains. The man agrees to it, and he's led into the bar, whereupon sits a healthy sized hen. He proceeds to have a battle of wits, and is roundly defeated by the hen. "I didn't expect the chicken to be so smart!" says the man. "No," says the innkeeper, "no one expects the Spanish inn quiz wish hen!"

Participate joke, No one expects it!

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