The Best 40 Participate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Participate jokes. There are some participate competitions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these participate paralympic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Participate Jokes and Puns

Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament?

Because they weren't members.

I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix

Which is why I don't participate in triathlons

Why didn't the WASP participate in the orgy?

They didn't want to write that many thank you notes.

Participate joke, Why didn't the WASP participate in the orgy?

I was going to participate in a competition to see how many times I could throw a rock on the water...

But I skipped it.

Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?

All his comebacks take three days..

I'm taking a quick poll...

How many of you refuse to participate in surveys?

I participated in a laziness competition...

I won atrophy.

Participate joke, I participated in a laziness competition...

Greenlanders finally decided to participate in the Viking Lotto

They are inuit to win it.

Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal...

Just do it

A priest and a shepherd...

... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.

The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "

The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

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With this whole glitter beard trend...

If Abraham Lincoln were to participate. Wouldn't he be...

**Abraglam Lincoln!?**

I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

Incest is a lot like...

Incest is a lot like peeing in the shower. If you don't participate, you find it revolting. If you do, it probably just seems normal and is something you just grew up doing.

My girlfriend won't give me road head...

She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking.

I just participated in a silent disco.

Well, I got drunk at the morgue.

Participate joke, I just participated in a silent disco.

Donald Trump had a record amount of religious leaders participate in his inaugural ceremony including: a priest, a deacon, and....

one hundred million people saying "god help us"

One by one, a class of fifth-graders were called on to make sentences with words chosen by their teacher.

Nick didn't often participate in class, so his teacher was glad when she saw him raise his hand to give it a try.

"Nick," said the teacher, "make a sentence with the words 'defeat,' 'defense,' 'deduct,' and 'detail.'"

Nick thought for a few minutes then smiled. He shouted, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"

They're going to start letting animals participate in the X Games...

They will all have to go through extreme vetting before entering

I once met a homeless man

... And we had a small conversation. He said: "Every time there's a public marathon, I participate."

I replied: "Wow. You seem like a very active and sportive man despite being homeless."

He instantly said: "Nah, I just walk the whole race to get free water bottles."

I would participate in the climate march

But it's too hot.

Why didn't Hitler participate in marathons?

He could never finish a race.

Is it okay to hate a certain race?

I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.

Why don't rich WASPy women participate in orgies?

Too many thank you notes to write.

Pregnant With Doubt

When the sergeant told our new commander that his driver could not participate in an upcoming field maneuver because she was pregnant, the enraged commander demanded to know just how pregnant she was.

The sergeant's reply: Completely, sir.

What pastime are seals dying to participate in?


Why do millenials participate in odd social media challenges?

Because they literally can't even.

I never participated in sports...

But I still got atrophy

I participated in a poll..

It asked, "Do you consider yourself unique and special?"
99 people voted for yes.
I was the 100th who voted for no. I guess everyone is different, I am the only ordinary one.

Neymar is going to participate in the 2020 Olympics

He's Brazil's next star in the Diving competition.

A group of people were forced to enumerate numbers, but one of them didn't participate. "Why doesn't he have to do this?" asked one of the members.

"Well he doesn't count."

Did you participate in Cleopatra's AMA?

It was an "Asp Me Anything"

I participated in a masturbation contest in a theater

I came on the first place.

What activity does the owl mafia participate in?

Drive by hootings.

I never get to participate in an orgy.

I always come too early.

(Spoilers) What Olympic event would a person with the name Olympia participate in?

The high jump.

Since the success of The Rock, fans suggest more wrestlers should participate in acting.

They are. It's called wrestling.

I asked my boss if the company has a 401k I can participate in.

He told me I'm too fat to run that far.

That's It, Let's Protest The Quarantine.

I'm staging a sit in. To participate, just stay in your house. We'll show the government what happens when you mess with our freedom!

Why Wasn't the Green Pepper Able to Participate in the Archery Competition?

It didn't habanero....

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