Participants Jokes
32 participants jokes and hilarious participants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about participants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Participants Short Jokes
Short participants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The participants humour may include short member jokes also.
- My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his confederate flag.
- My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
- I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
- My wife and I keep on collecting 5k race t-shirts, without actually participating in the races. It's our running joke
- My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning
- My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
- Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament? Because they weren't members.
- I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating. It was a constellation prize
- Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress... He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.
- I'm participating in the kleptomania Olympics this year. I plan to take home the gold, the silver and the bronze.
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Participants One Liners
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- I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
- I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
- In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.
- I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
- I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place.
- I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
- Why was the spelling bee cancelled? One of the participants spelled disaster.
- I participated in a lung surgery earlier That was breathtaking
- I never participated in sports... But I still got atrophy
- Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days..
- What do you call clothes that want to be worn? Partici-pants
I hate my life - What do you call a group of jeans running a marathon? ParticiPANTS!
- What do you call a cat that participated in the Chinese Cultural Revolution? a Meowist
- I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue.
- Lazy is a very strong word! I prefer to call it Selective Participation
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A researcher carrying out a phone survey on marital s**......
phoned one of the participants to check on a discrepancy. He asked the husband: "In response to the question on frequency of i**..., you answered 'once a week,' but your wife answered 'several times a night.'"
"That's correct," said the husband. "And that's the way it's going to be until the mortgage is paid off."
A priest and a shepherd...
... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
Reality vs LinkedIn
Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.
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Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons?
Because they hate mixed races.
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My Aunt Ruth went missing
It turned out she was kidnapped and murdered before my uncle could pay the ransom. He went on a rampage, finding and slaughtering every last man who participated in kidnapping her, even going so far as to t**... some of them. You could say he was.....
Ruthless
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.
He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.
OCD
A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants
in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were
looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this
disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses
the day after the ad came out.
All from the same person.
A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.
A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."
Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"
A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."
The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."
