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Short participants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The participants humour may include short listeners jokes also.

  1. My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his confederate flag.
  2. My dad says we shouldn't reward people with trophies for participation, because it's like a reward for losing. So I took his vietnam Veteran hat
  3. Is it okay to hate a certain race? I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
  4. I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
  5. North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win. Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
  6. My wife and I keep on collecting 5k race t-shirts, without actually participating in the races. It's our running joke
  7. My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning
  8. My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
  9. I'm glad they are taking down these Confederate statues I don't believe in participation trophies.
  10. Why couldn't the vaginas participate in the golf tournament? Because they weren't members.

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  1. I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy.
  2. I refer to my wife as "My trophy wife" She calls me her "participation award"
  3. Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons? Because they hate mixed races.
  4. In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming.
  5. I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation
  6. I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place.
  7. I have a trophy wife... Well she's more of a participation trophy.
  8. If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a... ...fruity roll-up?
  9. Why was the spelling bee cancelled? One of the participants spelled disaster.
  10. I participated in a lung surgery earlier That was breathtaking
  11. I never participated in sports... But I still got atrophy
  12. Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days..
  13. My wife is what they call A Trophy Wife . A participation trophy
  14. What do you call clothes that want to be worn? Partici-pants
    I hate my life
  15. What do you call a group of jeans running a marathon? ParticiPANTS!

Participants joke, What do you call a group of jeans running a marathon?

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What funny jokes about participants you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean participated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make participants prank.

A researcher carrying out a phone survey on marital s**......

phoned one of the participants to check on a discrepancy. He asked the husband: "In response to the question on frequency of i**..., you answered 'once a week,' but your wife answered 'several times a night.'"
"That's correct," said the husband. "And that's the way it's going to be until the mortgage is paid off."

A priest and a shepherd...

... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

Reality vs LinkedIn

Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.

My Aunt Ruth went missing

It turned out she was kidnapped and murdered before my uncle could pay the ransom. He went on a rampage, finding and slaughtering every last man who participated in kidnapping her, even going so far as to t**... some of them. You could say he was.....
Ruthless

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took the Purple Heart that he got in Vietnam.
He was so mad he threw his prosthetic leg at me.

Participants joke, My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

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The impact of these participants jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.