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Short part jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The part humour may include short portion jokes also.

  1. Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
  2. a guy got an interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
    Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$
    Boss: welcome on board
  3. I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant.
  4. The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections. Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
  5. What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself? Your ear listening for foot steps.
  6. After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because... ...they dilate!
  7. I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me. She was lack-toes intolerant.
  8. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
  9. When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
  10. After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working? Your pupils; they dilate.

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Part One Liners

Which part one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with part? I can suggest the ones about pair and section.

  1. When you die what body part dies last? The pupils, they dilate
  2. Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
  3. is my wife ashamed of my body? a tiny part of me says yes.
  4. What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
  5. What's the best part about summer in the U.S.? 3 months of no school shootings.
  6. Is my girlfriend disappointed in my body? A tiny part of me says 'yes'.
  7. What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan.
  8. I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied? a tiny part of me says yes
  9. Frog DNA... A frog got his DNA test back.
    He's part Scottish, part Irish and a tad Pole.
  10. What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight.
  11. Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says Yes
  12. I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%
  13. What's the best part about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her father.
  14. The worst part about an apple addiction Is that you can't go and see a doctor about it
  15. What's the worst part of an nfl wedding? Getting hit by Rice

Body Part Jokes

Here is a list of funny body part jokes and even better body part puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies..... Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
  • A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, "my spine!"
    "Why?" says his wife, a little surprised
    "Because it's holding me back!"
  • What part of the body dies last? The pupils, they dilate
  • When wearing a bikini women show 90% of their body. Men are really polite to only look at the covered parts.
  • What's the worst part of my body? The spine, it really holds me back.
  • What is the last part of your body to die? Your eyes.....because they dilate.
  • Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"
  • What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Arrrrrrrrt.
    What's a pirate's favorite body part?
    The arrrrrm.
    What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
    No. The Navy you idiot.
  • What part of your body shouldn't move while dancing? Your bowels!
  • When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.

Two Part Jokes

Here is a list of funny two part jokes and even better two part puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Trump has two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right.
    In the right side, there's nothing left.
  • How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, obviously. How they got inside the lightbulb is the part I don't understand...
  • Two nuns go out for a bike ride They wander through the old part of town.
    One nun says, "I've never come this way before."
    The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones."
  • How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb.
    The hard part is getting them in there.
  • What's a banana made of? One part barium, two parts sodium.
  • I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
  • I watched a documentary about the bikini. It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.
  • Donald Trump's brain has two parts. The right part and the left part but,
    The right part has nothing left.
    The left part has nothing right.
  • How many magical fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, the tricky part is getting them both inside there.
  • What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter? A ginger with two friends
Part joke, What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

Car Part Jokes

Here is a list of funny car part jokes and even better car part puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.
  • What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
  • What can you say about your car but not about your girlfriend? "It died a few weeks ago but I still use parts of it."
  • I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving
  • What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
  • A plane full of Japanese car parts just exploded in mid-air Apparently it's raining Datsun cogs
  • What's the worst part about locking yourself out of your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger
  • What's the best part about clown college spring break? Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car
  • I got invited to test a new car made entirely of spare computer parts It was a hard drive
  • Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf' Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving

3 Part Jokes

Here is a list of funny 3 part jokes and even better 3 part puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the best part about having Memorial Day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.
  • What was Moses's plan? 1. talk to burning bush
    2. part Red Sea
    3. climb Mount Sinai
    4. ?????????
    5. PROPHET!!!!
  • What do you call a 3-part novel about Michael Jackson? A Thriller-gy
  • What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts!
  • There are 10 types of people in this one. 1. People who get binary
    2. People who do not.
    3. People who get trinary
    4. and people who realize that this part of the joke can go on forever.
  • Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati? Because they have 3 ehs in the name.
    C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
  • What's your favorite drink to have during Christmas time? Mine is the Little Drummer Boy. It's 1 part r**..., 3 parts pum.
  • When my mom shares the story about shaking hands with Ronald Reagan ... #n**... I inform everyone that.
    1) it was when he was an actor
    2) that wasn't his hand
    3) she didn't get the part
  • What's the best part about being a m**... addict? 3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Part joke, What's the best part about being a m**... addict?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about part can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of part puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Giggle-Inducing Part Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about part you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean aspect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make part prank.

What's the most sensitive part of a man's body during m**...?

His ears.

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

A married couple is having a baby...

As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the pregnancy to be put on to the father." The husband accepts, and they go on with the birth. Afterwards they ask him how he felt, he replied, "I didn't feel anything I don't understand what the big deal is about this. Later that day, they find the postman dead at their house.

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said- "that part where hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair" the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister-"my monkey has grown hair"
Her sister smiled and said-"that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas" .

So my girlfriend got a new tattoo......

Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean.

What's the best part about having a h**... die on you?

The second hour is free.

Dramatic Arts

Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

Two magicians walk into a bakery

The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."

The NSA

The only part of the government that actually listens

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

A Mexican with a r**... e**... walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

The worst part about online dating

is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140.

On the bus today, I saw an attractive young woman breastfeeding

Suddenly an old woman started shouting, "you shouldn't be doing that in public, that's disgusting!!!".
A part of me wanted to scold the old woman, but another part of me thinks...
"Maybe I shouldn't have been m**... on a bus..."

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

The spaghetto.

i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day

What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's m**...?

His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!

If you're not part of the solution...

You're part of the precipitate.

I was at a party...

I was walking around when I realized I had left my watch on the bed in the master bedroom. I worked my way through the crowd of people and opened the bedroom door. There on the bed was a guy who was s**... assaulting a drunk girl. I walked right up to him and punched him square in the face. Nobody is going to s**... assault a girl...not on my watch.

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.
When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.
I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)
Great success.

A man goes into a job interview

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.
The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?"
The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale."
The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!"
The man is super happy and says "Yay I got a yob!"

The worst part about spring...

Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't

The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.

I recently watched my wedding video backwards.

I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends.

I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was h**...+

The hardest part is always having to act surprised.

Don't read part A backwards

Its A trap

My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our s**... life.

A small part of me disagrees.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint.

The barkeeper says "you're in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?", to which the horse says "I don't think I am.", and vanishes from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think therefor I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be to put Descartes before the horse.

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

"The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

I went to a party last night...

..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.

What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is h**... positive

Trying to act surprised.

What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion?

Having to s**... your pride.

United States

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"Which part did you get?"

What's the best part about f**......

What's the best part of f**... a psychic while she's on her period?
You still get your palm red

You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

What's the hardest part about hearing your sister has AIDS?

Acting surprised

I dropped my cactus the other day

Worst part is, I caught it

A muslim man came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I phoned the police..

He's probably part of an extreme mist group

The worst part about being a giraffe

is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
Credit. The Joke Cafe

The worst part of gay couples adopting kids

The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.

A girl realizes that she has grown hair between her legs

She gets worried and asks her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly says, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she tells her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiles and says, "That's nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

I just fell victim to a dad joke

Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.
Me: I don't know?
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.

I went for a job interview at EA Games today.

The interviewer said to me, The second part of your resume is missing.
I said, For the second part, you have to pay $20.

What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?

The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese.

It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.

What's the hardest part about reading a Veterinarian book?

Putting it down

What's the good part about Naming your child?

That you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

What's the best part about being 100 years old?

No peer pressure.

What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he is m**...?

His ears

A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"

"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."

The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won't take any part in it.

So wake me up when it's all over

I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I s**.... What am I?

pear

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ?

Complex Bad Joke.
And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.

"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.

"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."
The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.
"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.

What's the toughest part about being Batman?

Knowing that you'll never make your parents proud.

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."...

...The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex.

I'm the real part.

My partner and I can never agree on vacations.

I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.

My wife asked me whether I experimented with s**... and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, Yes, but I was part of the control group.

Part joke, My wife asked me whether I experimented with s**... and drugs when I was in high school.

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these part jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.