Part Jokes
185 part jokes and hilarious part puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about part that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking to get the laughs in? Check out this piece-by-piece roundup of some of the best part jokes. From two-part car parts to multi-part jokes, find your way to a fraction of the fun with some of the best jokes about parts and partake in the hilarity.
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Funniest Part Short Jokes
Short part jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The part humour may include short portion jokes also.
- Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
- a guy got an interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$
Boss: welcome on board - I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant.
- I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me. She was lack-toes intolerant.
- When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
- Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards? — I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.
- What's the hardest part breaking up with a japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
- Trump has two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right.
In the right side, there's nothing left. - What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of) - My grandfather was part of Antifa back in the 1940s. Back then they called it the US Army.
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Part One Liners
Which part one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with part? I can suggest the ones about pair and section.
- When you die what body part dies last? The pupils, they dilate
- Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
- is my wife ashamed of my body? a tiny part of me says yes.
- What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
- What's the best part about summer in the U.S.? 3 months of no school shootings.
- What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan.
- I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied? a tiny part of me says yes
- Frog DNA... A frog got his DNA test back.
He's part Scottish, part Irish and a tad Pole. - I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%
- The worst part about an apple addiction… Is that you can't go and see a doctor about it
- What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice
- Did my wife leave me because I was bad in bed? A tiny part of me says yes.
- I started dating a blind girl. The hardest part was imitating her husband's voice.
- I decided to become vegan today The hardest part is quitting cold turkey.
- I dropped my cactus the other day Worst part is, I caught it
Body Part Jokes
Here is a list of funny body part jokes and even better body part puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, "my spine!"
"Why?" says his wife, a little surprised
"Because it's holding me back!" - What's the worst part of my body? The spine, it really holds me back.
- Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"
- What part of your body shouldn't move while dancing? Your bowels!
- What body part starts with p, is 5 letters long and gets bigger when you see something you like? A pupil.
Why, what did you think it was? - They say the brain is the most important part of the body... But think about who's telling us that.
- What part of your body would you get rid of? Some guy responded "My spine. It holds me back."
- Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: in India
Interviewer: oh, which part?
Me: What 'which part' ..? Whole body was born in India. - What is the most reliable body part? Your fingers. You can always count on them!
- I asked my friend, "if you had to get rid of one body part what would it be?" He said, "My spine, it holds me back."
Two Part Jokes
Here is a list of funny two part jokes and even better two part puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, obviously. How they got inside the lightbulb is the part I don't understand...
- How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb.
The hard part is getting them in there. - What's a banana made of? One part barium, two parts sodium.
- I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
- I watched a documentary about the bikini. It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.
- Donald Trump's brain has two parts. The right part and the left part but,
The right part has nothing left.
The left part has nothing right. - How many magical fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, the tricky part is getting them both inside there.
- What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter? A ginger with two friends
- I was just sentenced to Prison for my part in a timeshare fraud. I have to go to prison for two weeks every year for 20 years.
- Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts Authorities say it's a loco motive
3 Part Jokes
Here is a list of funny 3 part jokes and even better 3 part puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the best part about having Memorial Day off? 3 straight days without a school shooting.
- What was Moses's plan? 1. talk to burning bush
2. part Red Sea
3. climb Mount Sinai
4. ?????????
5. PROPHET!!!! - What do you call a 3-part novel about Michael Jackson? A Thriller-gy
- What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts!
Middle Part Jokes
Here is a list of funny middle part jokes and even better middle part puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You know what the best part of being in the middle of Texas is? Any direction you go, you're leaving Texas.
- The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle.
- What's a Jehovah's Witnesses' favourite part of Middle Earth? More door.
- What's the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.
- Why are altar boys' hair parted in the middle? It's not a sin 👐🧒👐
Car Part Jokes
Here is a list of funny car part jokes and even better car part puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What can you say about your car but not about your girlfriend? "It died a few weeks ago but I still use parts of it."
- I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving
- What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
- A plane full of Japanese car parts just exploded in mid-air Apparently it's raining Datsun cogs
- What's the best part about clown college spring break? Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car
- I got invited to test a new car made entirely of spare computer parts It was a hard drive
- Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf' Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
- Parked my car in Mexico City last night. Came out in the morning to find a gang of kids had come and stolen all the parts off it. Jesus took the wheel.
- Which car part would Mother Theresa be? A Catholitic Converter
- So a Hipster goes into an auto parts store and asks for a fuel cap for his Smart Car. The sales guy thinks for a moment and says, Yeah, O.K. that is a fair swap.
Giggle-Inducing Part Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about part you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aspect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make part pranks.
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What's the most sensitive part of a man's body during m**...?
His ears.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
A married couple is having a baby...
As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the pregnancy to be put on to the father." The husband accepts, and they go on with the birth. Afterwards they ask him how he felt, he replied, "I didn't feel anything I don't understand what the big deal is about this. Later that day, they find the postman dead at their house.
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My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up s**....
Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer.
Theres a new STD for birds..
It's called Chirpes.
And the worst part?
Its untweetable.
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What's the best part about having a h**... die on you?
The second hour is free.
Dramatic Arts
Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
Two magicians walk into a bakery
The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" The second magician replies "Look in my friend's pocket."
A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin
One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."
The NSA
The only part of the government that actually listens
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A Mexican with a r**... e**... walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first?
The lawnmower.
The worst part about online dating
is when the girl lists her weight as 115lbs, but when you're lifting her to put her in your trunk, she's obviously well over 140.
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On the bus today, I saw an attractive young woman breastfeeding
Suddenly an old woman started shouting, "you shouldn't be doing that in public, that's disgusting!!!".
A part of me wanted to scold the old woman, but another part of me thinks...
"Maybe I shouldn't have been m**... on a bus..."
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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?
The Execution.
Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.
The NSA isn't all that bad
It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!
What do you call the bad part of Italy?
The spaghetto.
i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day
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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's m**...?
His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!
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If you're not part of the solution...
You're part of the precipitate.
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A drunk man approaches two overweight women after overhearing their conversation...
and says to them:
"Hey! I recognize that accent! Which part of England are you two lovely women from?"
Annoyed at the man's ignorance, they exclaim: "It's Wales!"
"Oh I'm so sorry! Which part of England are you two lovely *whales* from?"
I grew up in a rough part of town...
The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.
As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.
When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.
I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)
Great success.
The worst part about spring...
Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't
The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in.
Don't read part A backwards
Its A trap
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My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our s**... life.
A small part of me disagrees.
What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I went to a party last night...
..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.
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What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion?
Having to s**... your pride.
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United States
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
"Which part did you get?"
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What's the best part about f**......
What's the best part of f**... a psychic while she's on her period?
You still get your palm red
Math jokes never work on me
I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up.
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What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself?
Your ear listening for foot steps.
What's the hardest part about hearing your sister has AIDS?
Acting surprised
A muslim man came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I phoned the police..
He's probably part of an extreme mist group
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What's the best part of having a suicidal coat?
It hangs itself
The worst part about being a giraffe
is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
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I'm halfway towards my goal of becoming filthy rich.
Now I just have to have to figure out the rich part.
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What's the best part about having s**... with a German girl?
She's expecting your wurst.
A girl realizes that she has grown hair between her legs
She gets worried and asks her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly says, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she tells her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiles and says, "That's nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?
The crust station.
I just fell victim to a dad joke
Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.
Me: I don't know?
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.
Three mice are arguing whether the holes are part of the cheese or not.
The one that thought they WERE went to the wise old owl for advice. When he got back, the cheese was gone. He asked the other two mice:
"What happened to the cheese?"
They replied:
"We decided to agree with you, so we split the cheese into thirds, and your third happened to be the holes."
What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(
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I did an exam on m**... and ballistic weaponry.
Scored high on the first part, but bombed the second.
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What's the hardest part about getting twenty one year olds drunk?
Slipping the booze into their baby bottles without the parents noticing
What's the hardest part about reading a Veterinarian book?
Putting it down
What's the good part about Naming your child?
That you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
What's the best part about being 100 years old?
No peer pressure.
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won't take any part in it.
So wake me up when it's all over
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I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I s**.... What am I?
pear
If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ?
Complex Bad Joke.
And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.
"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.
"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."
The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.
"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.
What's the toughest part about being Batman?
Knowing that you'll never make your parents proud.
I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'
It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.
My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex.
I'm the real part.
Jesus asks a Christian, "What's up with all those crosses? Which part of my story makes you think I like crosses?"
The Christian replies: "I don't know, but you seem to be quite attached to them."
Europe is like a fridge
You have the freezing cold part at the top
Then in the middle, you have cheese, cold meat, and a good drinks selection
Then down the bottom corner, there's just turkey and grease
My partner and I can never agree on vacations.
I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.
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My wife asked me whether I experimented with s**... and drugs when I was in high school.
I said, Yes, but I was part of the control group.
