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13 parole officer jokes and hilarious parole officer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parole officer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Parole Officer Short Jokes

Short parole officer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parole officer humour may include short prison officer jokes also.

  1. I want Donald Trump to be my parole officer... ...he never lets anybody finish a sentence.
  2. My parole officer said You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding? Joy's husband.
  3. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
    A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
  4. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
    A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
  5. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
    A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
  6. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
    A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

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Parole Officer One Liners

Which parole officer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parole officer? I can suggest the ones about police officer and parole.

  1. Trump would be a really good parole officer He never lets anyone finish their sentence
  2. Who does the black man invite for graduation? Their Parole Officer

Parole Officer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about parole officer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean correctional officer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parole officer pranks.

At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It's bec..."

Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

[At a parole hearing] Officer: Tell me, why should you be released early?

Inmate: It's bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"

Inmate: it's bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think i have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can i please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.