Parole Jokes

Funniest Parole Short Jokes

Short parole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parole humour may include short prison sentence jokes also.

1. I want Donald Trump to be my parole officer... ...he never lets anybody finish a sentence.
2. Well, OJ has been paroled. The spokesperson for the parole board that granted him his new freedom said they "decided to give him another stab at it."
3. The shortest sentence in the English language is "go." What is the longest? Life without parole
4. I've been thrown in prison for telling dad jokes... Turns out I wasn't authorised, as I'm not a dad.
   But don't worry, I'll be seeking a pa-role.
5. BREAKING: American Jazz musician sentenced to 12 months in prison, legally changes name Felonious Monk will be eligible for parole in 6 months
6. My parole officer said You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding? Joy's husband.
7. I said I want to keep long-term relationship with my partner so the judge sentenced me to life without parole
8. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
   A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
9. How many kids could a Jonchuck chuck if a Jonchuck could chuck kids? 1 and then he gets life without parole.
10. I just celebrated my 20th wedding anniversary today... Does this mean I'm eligible for parole now??

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Parole One Liners

Which parole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parole? I can suggest the ones about sentence and prison.

1. What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole.
2. What's the meaning of life? No parole.
3. Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences.
4. What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe
5. Why do prison doctors hire paroled NFL players? The pros out weigh the cons
6. My dad went to prison Now hes my parole model
7. I promised my dad I wouldn't lose my virginity until I was 17. He'll be on parole by then
8. Who does the black man invite for graduation? Their Parole Officer

Parole Officer Jokes

Here is a list of funny parole officer jokes and even better parole officer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
  A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
• Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
  A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

The Funniest Parole Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about parole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sentence using jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parole pranks.