Parlour Jokes

22 parlour jokes and hilarious parlour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parlour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest parlour jokes from the beauty parlour, the barbershop, the funeral parlour and more! From wacky cones to vanilla-scented mishaps, these funny anecdotes will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Get ready to hear the best parlour jokes out there!

Funniest Parlour Short Jokes

Short parlour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parlour humour may include short parlor jokes also.

  1. Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
  2. Man goes into a massage parlour and asks for the executive service. So they gave him a desk job.
  3. There's always a queue for piercings at Pirate Bill's tattoo parlour. Great value. He's a buccaneer
  4. I'm thinking about starting a revenge themed ice cream parlour... I'm going to call it, "Just Desserts"
  5. Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost
  6. The tattoo parlour in my town is offering free tattoos to anyone who would flash their b**.... It's a t**... for tat special.
  7. The tattoo parlour in my town is offering a free tattoo if you go in and flash your b**.... It's a t**... for Tat special.
  8. Hank Hill has opened up a b**... store and s**... parlour selling Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories

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Parlour One Liners

Which parlour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parlour? I can suggest the ones about lounge and saloon.

  1. Wife: I've just been back to the beauty parlour. Husband: Was it closed?
  2. mike wazowski just opened an ice skating parlour he called it monsters rink
  3. How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out "B-52"
  4. What did the massage parlour do when it went out of business? They declared backrubcy.
  5. What do you get when you have rough s**... in an ice cream parlour? A sore bae.
  6. What do you call a group of zombies in a f**... parlour? Repeat customers.

Parlour joke, What do you call a group of zombies in a f**... parlour?

Charming Humor Parlour Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about parlour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean living room jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parlour pranks.

Best lines when dealing with telemarketers

Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you r**... 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?

Bill is sitting in the ladies beauty parlour waiting area....

A pretty woman came to him, pressed his shoulders gently & said: come let's go.
Bro Bill looked left & right, started sweating a bit & anticipating dire consequences said: I am married & waiting for my wife.
Lady: look carefully, it is me!

Once I went to a tattoo Parlour that said temporary tattoo Parlour.

So, I got one tattoo.
The next day it didn't go when I washed it.
When I went to the tattoo Parlour again, that the tattoo wasn't temporary after all, the shop wasn't there.

Pizza Time

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. The cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. The man then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6

Parlour joke, I'm thinking about starting a revenge themed ice cream parlour...