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The game monopoly is fin, but has some major out of date stuff.
There's free parking, a luxury tax, you can actually afford to pay rent, and rich people can actually go to jail.
an american tourist visits dublin.....
An American tourist was in Dublin for the first time. He was driving his rent-a-car through the north inner-city and wanting to walk into town to see some sites, he pulled up at the side of a kerb.
Being a tourist, he wasn't 100% sure if he was allowed to park there, so he got out of the car to see if he could spot any no-parking signs.
As he got out, a local man was walking by, so the American tourist caught his attention and asked "Hey man, I'm just wondering, if I park my car here for the day, will it still be here when I get back?"
To which the local man chuckled and responded, "listen bud, if you park your car anywhere in the city it will be here when you get back".
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level.
He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.
He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!"
The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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