Parkinsons Jokes

What do you call a cow with Parkinsons?

Beef Jerky

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

What disease do elderly dinosaurs get?

Jurassic Parkinsons

An old granny walks into a sex shop

She's shaking badly, and the clerk assumes she has a bad case of Parkinsons.

*"Show me a vibrator"*, she says.

The clerk shows her a 4" unit.

*"Bigger!"*, she demands.

The clerk takes out an 8" unit.

*"Still bigger!"*

Out comes a 12" unit.

*"Show me the biggest one you got!"*

The clerk pulls out a massive 20", three-pronged vibrator with a two-stroke engine.

*"That's the one! Now how do you turn it off?"*

What disease do you have if you're great at making cocktails, but terrible at stealing tambourines?

Parkinsons

I'm not a doctor...

so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky.

Two elderly men in a bar...

...one pipes up and asks his mate
"as we get older would you prefer Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

Second man replies "Parkinsons, it will be bad enough spilling half my pint, never mind forgetting where I left it!"

My wife got diagnosed with Alzeihmers and Parkinsons last week.

I've been getting 8 wanks a day.

My Grandpa has Parkinsons

He's not able to do much but he beats me at every game of Hungry Hungry Hippos

The boys got hired at their dad's valet business.

Now he has parkinsons.

*Extremely Offensive* If you ever feel stressed just know that someone...somewhere...

...has parkinsons and is currently going through their crush's Instagram history

Rustom was asked by God...

"If you had to choose one, would you pick
- Parkinsons or Alzheimers?"

Rustom thought for a minute,
then chose Parkinsons.

"Why did you choose that?", asked God.

"It's better to spill half a glass of whiskey,
than to forget where the bottles are kept."

Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly.

If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.

THE CHOICE

GOD APPEARED BEFORE AN IRISHMAN AND SAID, 'FOR YOUR DEVOTION, I WILL GIVE YOU A CHOICE BETWEEN PARKINSONS OR ALZHEIMERS FOR YOUR ELDERLY AFFLICTION.'

THE IRISHMAN SAID,; THATS EASY. PARKINSONS.'

'WHY IS IT EASY?' GOD ASKED

'I'D RATHER SPILL HALF A GLASS OF WHISKEY THAN FORGET WHERE THE BOTTLES ARE.'

How do you walk a perfect straight line during the next 7.2 magnitude earthquake?

Develop Parkinsons.

What do you call a Bakery run by a person with Parkinsons

A Shake'n'Bake

What do you call an Arab man with Parkinsons?

Sheik.

What do you call a sauna full of Parkinsons patients?

Shake and bake.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't.

That's what makes it so funny.

Whats even better than a vibrator?

Your granddad with Parkinsons.

Parkinsons disease

If your brother and you work as a valet then has your father parkinsons?

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