Parkinsons Jokes
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- What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
- Why is Alzheimer's better than Parkinson's? Because it's no big deal to forget a beer but a tragedy to spill a beer.
- I told my friend, "My dad's a glass half-full kind of guy." He said, "Oh! He's an optimist?"
"No he has Parkinson's Disease." - People with Parkinson's Disease... ...are really good at making margaritas but terrible at stealing tambourines
- My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details.
- What disease do you have if you're great at making cocktails, but terrible at stealing tambourines? Parkinsons
- Did you know you have to be in the top 1% of wealth to get admitted to the clinic for obese Parkinson's sufferers? Only the biggest movers and shakers get in.
- A new thrift store just opened up in my town, and all proceeds go to Parkinson's research... you get a 10% discount if you do the secret hand shake.
- Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer.
- Dad takes his son for a driving lesson Son: Dad, I'm so nervous, I can't stop shaking, what are we going to do?
Dad: Parkinson.
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Parkinsons One Liners
Which parkinsons one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parkinsons? I can suggest the ones about shaky and schizophrenia.
- What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? A milk shake
- What do you call a cow with Parkinsons? Beef Jerky
- What instructions are not needed on Parkinson's Medicine? Shake well before use.
- I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake
- Is it possible to stutter in sign language? Yes, it's called Parkinson's
- What do you call a cow with parkinson's disease? Beef jerky
- My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes.
- What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons
- What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's? Shaking hands.
- What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons
- I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it
- What is a benefit of parkinson's disease? Mosquitoes don't bite you
- I'm not a doctor... so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky.
- I met an Italian with parkinson's. He talked with a stutter.
- What do you call a hunter class Neanderthal with Parkinson's Disease? Shakespeare
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I saw 3 men standing at the urinals.
The first man, a Jewish guy, was peeing 4 streams.
"What happened to you?" I asked.
He explained "Accident at my circumcision. The rabbi had Parkinson's."
The next man, a big tough trucker, was peeing 6 streams.
"And what is your problem?" I asked.
He grunted "I had a fight with a rottweiler..."
The third man, an elderly, absent-minded looking guy, was peeing 30 streams.
"Oh my gosh, what the h**... happened to you?!?" I gasped.
He looked down, then sighed.
"Oh dear, I forgot to pull down my zipper again."
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How do you make a room full of epileptics dance?
Ask someone with Parkinson's to turn off the lights.
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What's the difference between a oyster shucker with Parkinson's and a p**... with diarrhea
One of them fits when they shuck
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Back at the nursing home,
A few evenings a week, Mr Jones would visit Ms Smith in her room. They would sit on the bed and talk and as they did, she would just simply hold his private part in her hand. They enjoyed this very much.
Then Mr Jones stopped visiting. As a few weeks went by, Ms Smith stopped Mr Jones in the hall and asked him why he stopped visiting.
He said, I visit Ms Clark now. And Ms Smith says, What does she have that I don't have? He answers, Parkinson's
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What does a s**... with Parkinson's disease do in the morning?
Shake and bake.
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A couple in an old people's home we're having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a h**....
Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.
Fatherly advice
When I was a little boy I fell off my bike and scraped my knee. My dad ran to me picked me up and told me to "shake it off."
Years later while playing baseball I was hit with a wild pitch, my dad called out from the stands "Shake it off son."
Before going off to college my long time girlfriend dumped me. Of course just like everything else in life when I was hurt my dad with his infinite wisdom once again told me to "shake it off."
Due to all the years of his great fatherly advice I knew exactly what to say when he was diagnosed with parkinson's disease.
Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?
Old man Murphy and old man Sean were contemplating life when Murphy asked, If you had to get one or the other would you rather get Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?
Sure, I rather have Parkinson's , replied Sean
'Tis better to spill a couple of ounces of Jameson whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!
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I just got out of a relationship with a girl who had Parkinson's
The relationship wasn't very steady but the h**... were great!
