Parking Meter Jokes
23 parking meter jokes and hilarious parking meter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parking meter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Parking Meter Short Jokes
Short parking meter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parking meter humour may include short parking ticket jokes also.
- Jewish house on Christmas You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof.
- Two dogs were walking by a parking meter The first dog said,
"Would you look at that, a pay toilet." - One time, I took acid and saw all these lollipops coming out of the ground. Then I chipped a tooth on a parking meter.
- I was almost given a parking ticket... But I refilled the meter just in the nickel of dime.
- Yo mamma so s**..., she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
- Yo momma's so s**..., she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
- Yo momma is so s**..., she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"
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Parking Meter One Liners
Which parking meter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parking meter? I can suggest the ones about parking and parking sign.
- How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof.
- What happened to the frog who didn't pay the parking meter? He got toad.
- Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter ... what a kind jester!
- What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof.
- How do jews celebrate Christmas? By installing a parking meter on the roof.
- How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on their roof.
- Why doesn't santa come to Jews on Christmas? They put parking meters on the roof
- Why did Marshawn l**... feed the parking meter? So he wouldn't get fined!
Parking Meter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about parking meter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parking garage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parking meter pranks.
Peeing !
A drunken man was casually peeing into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically.
"What do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet fifty meters from here!"
The man, amazed, yells back.
"What do you think I have, a hose?