Parking Meter Jokes
9 parking meter jokes and hilarious parking meter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parking meter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Parking Meter Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house?
There's a parking meter on the roof.
Peeing !
A drunken man was casually peeing into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically.
"What do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet fifty meters from here!"
The man, amazed, yells back.
"What do you think I have, a hose?
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Jewish house on Christmas
You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof.
Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter ...
what a kind jester!
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Yo momma's so s**..., she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Two dogs were walking by a parking meter
The first dog said,
"Would you look at that, a pay toilet."
One time, I took acid and saw all these lollipops coming out of the ground.
Then I chipped a tooth on a parking meter.
I was almost given a parking ticket...
But I refilled the meter just in the nickel of dime.
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Why did Marshawn l**... feed the parking meter?
So he wouldn't get fined!
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