Parkin Jokes
20 parkin jokes and hilarious parkin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parkin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short parkin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parkin humour may include short sins jokes also.
- Why were the cop's hands to shaky to place a parking fine on a vehicle? [OC] He had to work on his fine-motor skills.
Who's car was it?
His parkin' son.
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Parkin One Liners
Which parkin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parkin? I can suggest the ones about vehicle and spot.
- What disease do terrible parkers have? parkin'sins
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What funny jokes about parkin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cemetery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parkin pranks.
The Irishman's parking space
An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.
He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."
Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."
Parking a single car doesn't require much space.
But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
Got a parking ticket the other day for being parked illegally.
Not sure why. The sign clearly said 'Fine for parking'.
Got a parking ticket yesterday. Not sure why.
The sign said fine for parking.
Parking...
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
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The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
what do parking spots and girls have incommon?
sometimes when all the good ones are taken, you have to put it in disabled one
A parking warden was being buried.
As they lowered the coffin into the ground there was a frantic b**... from inside and shouts of I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT DEAD!
"Ah sorry mate" says the priest, leaning forward to the coffin. "It's too late, I've started filling in the paperwork"
Irish guy in a parking lo
theres an Irish guy driving through a packed parking lot. Upset, he shouts "dear lord, if ya help me find a parkin spot I swear on me moothers grave that I will give up mah whiskey." Just then a car backed out of a spot in front of him. Suprised, he then shouts "Nevermind lord, I found one!"
Why do we call it a parking lot?
When I park my car, I park it one time. I don't park it alot of times. Shouldn't we call it a parking once?
A "No parking sign" hangs in front of the swamp
It says, "This Parking Area is for FROGS ONLY. Violators will be toad."
Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?
Demeter wasn't working.
Parking slots are just like women
You can slip into the disabled ones when nobody's looking.
Parking spaces are similiar to girls...
All the best ones are taken so sometimes you have to stick it in a disabled one.
And once you choose one you always see a better one.
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The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted...
Only two-door cars were allowed.
A parking lot walks into a bar
They say, I'll take one for the road
If a parking spot says Reserved
can I park there if I don't talk much?
How many parking spaces in front of the average store?
A lot.
Now I know I'm not the best at parking but,
today, I crossed the line.
I got the best parking spot today, right in front of the bank. I couldn't believe my luck
I don't actually need to go to the bank, but the opportunity was to good to give up.
