Parka Jokes
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Comedy Parka Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good parka joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?
It's a pita parka.
What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?
A Peter Parka
What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm?
A Jurassic Parka
What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?
A parka, son.
What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold?
Give him a Jurassic parka.
I had a really hot dream last night...
I was in the middle of the desert, high noon, next to an erupting volcano, wearing a parka.
What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear?
A Jurassic Parka
Blonde painting a living room
While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room.
After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing.
She said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room."
He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, "Why are you wearing two coats?
She replied, "I read the directions on the paint can, and they said, ''For best results, put on two coats!'"
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