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167 park jokes and hilarious park puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about park that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out some hilarious park jokes related to south park, Jurassic Park, trailer parks, national parks, amusement parks, water parks, car parks, Linkin Park, Jewrassic, monuments and Legoland. Whether you want to make your friends laugh, or simply need something to amuse yourself, these park jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone!

Funniest Park Short Jokes

Short park jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The park humour may include short arena jokes also.

  1. Man: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen.
  2. Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn't valid anymore. There's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
  3. Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they've been told that three inches are actually six.
  4. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
  5. After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You cant do that here!"
    I said "Why not?"
    He said "You have to cremate him first!"
  6. I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park. It's just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it .
  7. Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
  8. Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park, reminds me of my teenage days…. reminds me of my teenage days when I used to see other teenagers make out in the park
  9. Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
    PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
  10. What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.

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Park One Liners

Which park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with park? I can suggest the ones about camp and yard.

  1. Hey girl, are you a parked car in July? Because I want to leave a baby in you.
  2. Being a dog walker is so easy It's a literal walk in the park.
  3. What's better than being able to use disabled parking spots? Legs
  4. A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering.
  5. How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof.
  6. Got a parking ticket yesterday. Not sure why. The sign said fine for parking.
  7. Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier on. He was on crack, she was on blow.
  8. i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine
  9. Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots.
  10. What I deal with as a parking attendant… It's a lot.
  11. Someone complimented my parking today! They left a little note that said "parking fine".
  12. I like to play chess with old bald men in the park But it's hard to find 32 of them
  13. Wanna hear a joke about a parking ticket? No??
    FINE.
  14. What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man.
  15. My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard.

Car Park Jokes

Here is a list of funny car park jokes and even better car park puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Parking a single car doesn't require much space. But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
  • Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah.
    Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?
    Team: Parking!?
  • People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
  • I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights
  • I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.
  • At the spelling bee Judge: Your word is "there."
    Me: In a sentence please.
    Judge: They're parking their car over there.
  • Women are like car parking spaces... Usually, most of the good ones are taken....
    So once in a while, you gotta stick it in a disabled one
  • Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend.
  • Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
  • I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."

Park Bench Jokes

Here is a list of funny park bench jokes and even better park bench puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two homeless dudes sit on a park bench One askes the other: Did you bring bread for the pigeons?
    The other replies: No, I eat them without the bread.
  • What's the difference between an art student and a park bench? A bench can support a family.
  • Three old guys are sitting on a bench in the park One says, "Windy today."
    Another says, "You idiot, it's Thursday."
    The third guy says, "Me too, let's go get a beer."
  • A windy day Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.
    The first says to her friends "gosh, it's windy today".
    The second says "no, it's Thursday".
    The third says "so am I. Let's get a drink".
  • Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"
    Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."
    Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
  • My impression of 2 old nearly deaf guys at the park sitting on a bench together. Old guy 1. Boy, it sure is windy.
    Old guy 2. No it's not! It's Thursday!
    Old guy 1. Yeah me too. Lets go get a beer.
  • What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench.
    Badum-tsss
  • What's the difference between an American and a park bench? Nothing, neither of them can support a family of four.
  • A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a bench at the park A young boy runs by. The priest says I would like to screw him. The rabbi asks screw him out of what?
  • What's the difference between a musician and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.
Park joke, What's the difference between a musician and a park bench?

Linkin Park Jokes

Here is a list of funny linkin park jokes and even better linkin park puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Linkin Park plays in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
  • My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm obsessed with Linkin park But in the end it doesn't even matter
  • Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
  • The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican.. ..Indian. It doesn't even matter.
  • People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter...
  • I asked Linkin Park why don't they perform in India. They said... Indian it doesn't even matter.
  • So my boyfriend broke up with me because I reference Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it didn't even matter.
  • I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!
  • My girlfriend left me because of my Linkin Park obsession But in the end it doesn't even matter
  • My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Amusement Park Jokes

Here is a list of funny amusement park jokes and even better amusement park puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.
  • Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.
  • I got ripped off at the amusement park. A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
    Turns out it's made of aluminium.
  • Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park? He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.
  • What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
  • [OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel.
  • I was at an amusement park with my friends. They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
  • A pegleg man is at the amusement park... He is a foot short for every ride.
    He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:
    IHOP.
  • The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent When i found out, i was fluming!
  • At the amusement park's Haunted House, the toilets are three inches taller than normal. They like to keep visitors on their toes.

South Park Jokes

Here is a list of funny south park jokes and even better south park puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • South park fish sticks joke So do you like fish sticks?
    Yes.
    Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
    Yes.
    Then what are you? A gay fish?!
  • Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
    "I miss South Africa."
    So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
    "I hope this helps."
  • There have been no major protests against former Park Geun-hye's imprisonment. No Free Park-ing in South Korea.
  • Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
    (Hopefully no one said that joke on here. I heard it from South Park a while ago)
  • Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park
  • What is South Korea's most popular rock band? Lee Kim Park
  • Which country has the highest number of parks? ...
    North Korea and South Korea.
  • What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over? Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it).
  • If North Korea tries to pull anything, they say the international retaliation will turn it into free space for South Koreans to store their cars In other words, a Park-Kim lot
  • You know what the 'Member Berries from South Park smelled like? They had a bit of a remni scent.
Park joke, You know what the 'Member Berries from South Park smelled like?

Playful Park Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about park you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make park pranks.

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s**...?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

An old man in tears

A young man taking a walk in a park comes across an elderly man sitting on a bench in tears. Touched by the poor man's sorrow, he kindly asks, "Please sir, why are you crying?"
The old man replies, "I have a beautiful 21 year old wife who makes love to me every night!"
Confused, the young man replies, "I still don't understand why you're crying."
The elderly man sobs, "I forgot where I live."

So a man is walking a penguin down the street...

So a man is walking a penguin down the street on a lead. A policeman sees him and stops the man.
The policeman says, "what are you doing?! Take that penguin to the zoo!"
A week later, the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
He says, "hey, I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"
The man replies: "I did! He loved it! We're going to the theme park tomorrow!"

I met a beautiful girl in the park.

I met a beautiful girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought .... "These taser guns are well worth the money."

3 Old Women and a f**...

Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
comes by and flashes them.
Two of them have a s**..., and the third one couldn't
reach.

Olympics, the new tower of Babel

The German Olympian
I met an athlete near the Olympic Park
I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
He said "No, I'm German...
and how do you know my name?"

Two old guys were chatting in the park.

"You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years," said o**....
"What happened?" asked the other guy.
"We met," sighed the first.

Three old ladies

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a f**... runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.
The first old lady has a s**....
The second old lady has a s**....
The third old lady can't reach that far.

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Two men in a park.

A creepy guy walks up to another man in a park.
Creepy guy leans close to the man and whispers "do you have any n**... photos of your wife?"
The man angrily says "certainly not".
Creepy guy says "would you like to buy some?"

Does your dog bite?

A man walks in the park and sees a man with a dog sitting on a bench.
"Does your dog bite?", asks the first man.
"No"
The man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angry.
"This is not my dog."
My mom told me this joke, it's from one of the films of 'pink panther'. I've never seen the film though.

Three old women were sitting on a park bench...

...all of a sudden, a man ran in front of them wearing a long overcoat. He opened up his coat, and he was wearing nothing underneath. The first woman had a s**.... The second woman had a s**.... The third one couldn't reach.

A prison guard asked three prisoners how they got in jail...

The first prisoner replies, "I was blowing bubbles in the park."
The second replies "I was also blowing bubbles in the park."
When the guard gets to the third prisoner he says "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles in the park."
Then the third prisoner replies "no, im bubbles."

The Irishman's parking space

An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.
He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."
Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."

So, Jesus and Satan are sitting on a park bench one day

...just chilling, and Satan asks, "Hey JC, what's it called when little chunks of ice fall from the sky? It's not like I get to see it very often."
Jesus says, "Hail, Satan."
And Satan's all like, "YEEEEEAH, BOI!"
And Jesus is all like, "Oh, you."

Little Johnny saw two dogs having s**... in the park...

... so he asks his mother what's going on.
The mom isn't ready to have "that talk" yet, so she makes up a story. "Well, Johnny," she says, "the d**... in the back hurt its front paws, so the one in the front is helping him get home."
Johnny thinks about that for a moment and then says, "Wow, so dogs are just like people, aren't they?"
The mom is puzzled by that. "What do you mean, Johnny?"
"Well," says Johnnie, "you try to help someone and you just end up getting s**...."

A young boy and his father are walking through a park when they see two dogs doing the dirty.


Boy: "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Dad: "Oh...uh...they're just making a puppy."
Later that night daddy and mommy put the boy to sleep and go off to their bedroom. After a couple glasses of wine they get at it. Suddenly the door opens and their son is standing at the foot of the bed.
Boy: "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Dad: "Oh...We're just making a baby."
Boy: "Well turn mommy over because I want a puppy."

Three men are standing before a judge.

The judge asks the first man why he was arrested. " I blew bubbles in the park.", the man said.
"That is not a crime. You are free to go.", the judge replies. He then asks the second man why he was arrested.
"I also blew bubbles in the park.", he said. The judge said that he didn't break the law and was free to go. The judge then ask the third man why he was arrested.
"I'm Bubbles."

Met a girl in the park...

Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.
These taser guns are well worth the money.

A plane just landed...

Little Kid: "Were almost home now they just have to park the plane."
His Dad: "Better hope they dont forget to put the parking brake on so we dont go back up."
I heard this on my plane ride and the Dad's family looked like they wanted to spit on him for his magnificent Dad joke.

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench

A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a s**..., the second lady couldn't quite reach.

Putting Your exam results on the window of your car

So you can park in disabled spots.

A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me

So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

A man wearing a long raincoat approaches, opens it and flashes them.
Two of the ladies immediately have a s**.... The third couldn't reach.

Two blondes were walking in a park

...when one of them said: "Look, a dead bird!" The other one looked up in the sky and asked "where?"

Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park

They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.

Here's one from Russia

A guy is late for an important meeting but can't find a place to park.
In desperation, he begins to pray.
"Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink v**... again!"
A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance.
"Never mind. Found one!"

Cop sees a blonde with a bunch of penguins in the back of her car

So he stops her and asks her what she is doing with a bunch of penguins. She says she just saw them on the road and opened the door and they got in.
"You've got to take those penguins to the zoo," he says. Next day he sees her again with the penguins still in the back of her car.
Cop: Lady I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.
Blonde: I did and we had such a good time, today we're going to the park.

I was sitting at a park one day just watching the children play...

I was sitting at a park one day just watching the children play.
A mother came up to me and said, "So, which one is yours?"
I looked over the playground and said, "You know, I haven't decided yet."

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today..

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.
Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having s**... right there and then.
God, I love my new Taser...

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a long coat walks up to them and exposes himself...

The first old lady says, "My goodness!" and immediately has a s**.... The second lady, seeing the first lady, also has a s**.... The third lady couldn't reach.

A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.

She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"
1...
2...
2 and a half...
2 and three quarters...
2 and five sevenths...
Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we're looking for a new Vice President. I think you're just what we're looking for. Call me on Monday and we'll talk.

A boy was eating chocolate...

A boy was sitting in a park eating a bar of chocolate. After finishing it, he opened another one and started eating that too. Then the man sitting next to him said
"Do you know that you're damaging your teeth there son?"
"My grandfather lived for a 132 years" the boy replied.
"Was it because of eating chocolate?" the man asked curiously
"No. He knew how to mind his own business."

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.

The first lady had a s**..., the second lady had a s**..., but the third lady's arm was too short to reach.

2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.

Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"
Man 2: "Yup."
Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."
Man 2: "Cool."
Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"
Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a f**... approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a s**....
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers

When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes

Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park...

Asked him "Why are you eating grass?"
He said "I am very hungry."
"Oh. Okay then. Come with me."
You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.

I like playing chess with bald people in the park

The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them

Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park...

but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

Two girls play in the park, one takes wood stick and says:

"my dad's is this big". The other one says: "My dad's is smaller, but it still hurts..."

Got a parking ticket the other day for being parked illegally.

Not sure why. The sign clearly said 'Fine for parking'.

I made one little mistake 8 years ago and my wife still won't let it go.

She always forces me to go back to the park and pick him up.

A man parks his car. As he is getting out a traffic warden walks up and says, "I'm sorry sir, you can't park your car here." .....

...."Yes I can" says the man. "The sign there says, 'Fine for Parking'!"

A man was sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog.

A woman with a small dog walked up to sit in another bench across from the man. Almost immediately, the little dog began barking incessantly at the man while he ate.
The man asked "Would you mind if I throw him a bit?"
"Not at all," the woman replied.
The man picked the dog up and tossed him over a wall.

Three Old Ladies Sitting on a park bench.

Three old ladies are sitting in the park. Just chatting it up on a park bench like old ladies will do.
Suddenly, a man in a trench coat walks up to them and opens his coat and flashes them with all that god had given him to offer.
Well, the first old lady immediately has a s**....
The second old lady has a s**... soon after.
The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Two blondes were walking through the park digging holes and filling them up again.

One of them would dig the holes, and the other would fill them up. One man couldn't control his curiosity and asked the blondes why they were digging and filling holes pointlessly, to which one replied:
"Well, there was supposed to be another one of us planting saplings before we fill the holes, but she couldn't come so we'll have to make do without her."

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench...

Suddenly, a streaker runs past them! One of the nuns had a s**...! The other tried but she couldn't reach.

I named my dog Stains

You get weird looks when you yell "come Stains!" at the park.

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having s**... right then and there!
Gosh I love my new taser

I was watching an old man feeding birds at the park when I thought to myself...

"i wonder how long he's been dead for..?"

My wife gave birth this morning I said to the doctor How long will it be before we can have s**...?

He winked at me and said Meet me in the car park in twenty minutes......

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench.

All of a sudden, a man jumps out of the nearby bushes and flashes them.
One old lady had a s**..., the other couldn't reach.

A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park.

She writes:
Dear sir, We are a recently opened zoo and are looking to purchase 2 mooses. "No that doesn't sound right." She thinks.
We are looking to purchase 2 meese. "No that can't be right either."
Dear sir, I wish to inquire about purchasing a moose. Kind Regards.
P.S. Please send another moose along with the first.

Two old guys are sitting in a park and talking

The first guy says: "You know, I went to a brothel the other day"
"Oh yeah? And what happened?"
"I banged for two hours!"
"Two hours?! At your age?!"
"Yeah, and those w**... still wouldn't let me in"

Why is it that your dogs have to be vaccinated to go to the park and daycare, but your kids don't have to be?

Because it's sad when a dog dies.

3 girls and thier mother were walking through a park...

Girl 1 turned to her mother and said...
Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head.
The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question...
Girl 2: Why is my name Rose?
Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head
This is when the 3rd daughter pipes up and says...
Girl 3: AAAARRRGHFFFFJJJFSSSLLLHHH
Mom: Shhhhhhh, quiet down now Cinder Block

My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have s**...?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

A pregnant woman and her husband are reviewing the results of her ultrasound

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Wife: Start with the good news!
Doctor: Well, your son is going to be able to park wherever he wants.

3 old ladies

3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench. A f**... comes over and rips open his raincoat. The first old lady had a s**.... The second old lady had a s**.... The third old lady couldn't reach it.

An employee sees his boss arrive at work one day in a brand new Lamborghini.

The employee goes out to the car park and says to his boss Wow that's an amazing car! I wish I had one just like it, that must have cost you a pretty penny!
The boss stands up, looks the employee in the face and says Yes, it did. And do you know something? Next year, if you work really hard, and you do your overtime, and you save your pennies, and you do your absolute best then maybe...
The employee, mystified and excited for what comes next, says yes...
The boss looks into the employees eyes and says then maybe... I'll have another one next year.

I realized that I can't take my dog to the park anymore. He keeps getting attacked by ducks.

I guess that's the last time I buy a pure bread dog.

I can't take my dog to the park anymore. He keeps getting attacked by ducks.

I guess that's the last time I buy a pure bread dog.

Watching my daughter at the park earlier.

Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

Two women are sitting on a bench in the park.

First woman says
have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?
Second woman replies
no, but I have been swung around by my t**...

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space

Lord , he prays, I cannot stand this, please open a parking space for me and I swear I'll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.
The clouds part and the sun shines on an empty space in the car park. Without hesitation the Irishman says, Actually never mind, I've found one.

Park joke, An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space

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