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Paris Hilton recently did a signing for her new autobiography that lasted almost 4 hours.
To be fair she was a bit quicker with the second book.
Did you hear that Paris Hilton has agreed to climb Mt. Everest?
It's being called the Paris climb it agreement.
In 2011, a $3,200 cake made for Paris Hilton's birthday was stolen by a party crasher by the name of "Paz".
I've heard party crashers do crazy things but that one takes the cake.
It's heartbreaking to see Paris being destroyed by thousands of rampaging men.
The rest of the Hilton family must be devastated.
Why did the guy who spiked Paris Hilton's drink with Panadol not get away with it?
Cause Paris see dem all
Paris Hilton is releasing her own stamp...
...it licks itself.
I'd pay 50 cents to see that!
Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7....
That's Hot.
What did Santa say to Miley Cyrus, Nikki Minaj and Paris Hilton?
h**... h**... h**...
Paris Hilton is so dumb....
She thought "Soy milk" meant "I am milk"
Topical Jokes (5/22)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!
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