Parents Weekend Jokes
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Parents Weekend Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good parents weekend joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend
And it was so cold in that cemetery!
I met my girlfriend's parents last weekend.
Me: I'm a big fan of your work.
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My parents divorced when I was 9, and every other weekend my Dad would pick me up and take me to h**.......practically raised me there.
...so many good mammaries.
Christian kids be like: Hey, my parents are not home for the weekend..
..so you can't come over.
I flew the love of my life to the mountains this weekend. I rode her for hours. I had never rode her so hard! In fact I was so tired I decided to stay the night and ended up riding her some more in the morning. I don't think I have ever had such an amazing time.
My GF hates when I talk about my bike trips with her parents.
My parents taught me how to skydive - they took me up every weekend in their plane for practice
The hard part was getting out of the bin bag on the way down
Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground.
Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"
Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"
Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"
Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"
" Do you want to come over? My parents wont be here for the weekend" marked the beginning of the best 2days of my life!
PlayStation for 2 whole days ,are you kidding me?
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There is only one mother
Kids in school were told to write a short essay with the phrase "There is only one mother". The next day in class the Timmy reads "There is only one mother and she takes care of me when I'm sick", next Sarah reads "There is only one mother and she prepares meals for the whole family, does the laundry and tucks me into bed at night." Finally little Jimmy reads "So my parents had a party last weekend, half of the guests are lying in their own p**... but the other half is still standing and we run out of booze so mother tells me to go fetch two bottle of v**... from the fridge. I open the fridge and yell <
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening.
She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends.
The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her.
It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings.
So, she told her parents.
They too saw him and liked him.
They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage.
But wanted her to make the first move.
The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada.
He said, Hi. I'm Smith.
Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.
The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency.
You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now.
So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it.
I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married.
The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
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