Parenti Jokes
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Fun-Filled Parenti Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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I woman had just given birth to a baby boy...
The doctor was holding him and told the parent,"I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids." The mother replies," That's terrible. What are we going to do?" The doctor says," I've seen this before, don't worry. We will circumcise him and use the f**... to make him new eyelids." The father says," Won't that make him c**...-eyed." The doctor replies," No, if anything it will give him foresight"
A woman just gave birth to a baby boy. Unfortunately....
The doctor was holding him and told the parent,"I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids." The mother replies," That's terrible. What are we going to do?" The doctor says," I've seen this before, don't worry. We will circumcise him and use the f**... to make him new eyelids." The father says," Won't that make him c**...-eyed." The doctor replies," No, if anything it will give him foresight"
Parenting is stressful! Parenting is a sacrifice, it's exhausting, it's expensive and at times it feels thankless but….
Eventually you die! -Jim Gaffigan
Parenting
As parents we wish we could just disappear to some far away land. Then we remember no matter where we go some little hand will be tugging at us asking, what's for dinner?
Parenting is sometimes like being a criminal
For instance when I'm in the kitchen and yell "Stay back! I have a knife"
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