Parental Control Jokes
8 parental control jokes and hilarious parental control puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parental control that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call couples who use pull out as a means of birth control?
Parents
What do you call couples who use the rhythm method for birth control?
Parents.
What do you call people whose birth control method is pulling out?
Parents
What do you call couples that use the rhythm method as their preferred form of birth control?
Parents
Learn from your parents mistakes...
Use birth control
Why can't parents control their children anymore?
It's i**...
Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground.
Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"
Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"
Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"
Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"
A man brought his son to a grocery store...
A man brought his son to a grocery store, but as soon as they walked in the store the young child began to throw a temper tantrum. While they went down each aisle the child would yell, throw items in and out of the cart, and overall just be an annoyance.
Despite the scene his son was causing, the father was cool and collected, slowly and calmly saying, "Don't worry, Donald. It'll be alright, Donald, we'll be home soon."
A nearby mother was very impressed with the father's self control, and wanted to express her gratitude for such calm parenting. "Sir, I'm amazed that you are able to be so calm! It's not every day I see such patient and gracious parenting. Now little guy, what seems to be the problem, Donald?"
"Oh no, ma'am, you're mistaken!" The father interjected, "This is my son, Henry. I'm Donald!"
^(*Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! Thank you for all you do.*)
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