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Parent Humor Jokes

5 parent humor jokes and hilarious parent humor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parent humor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Parent Humor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good parent humor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Mom got a s**... change operation

After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."

Watching my daughter at the park earlier.

Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

Low humor

My parents were Dwarfs. For years they struggled to put food on the table.

Dark Humor are like parents

Not everybody has them.

That's my b**....

Little Johnny happened to wander into the guest bathroom one morning and noticed his grandmother taking a shower. After a moment of peering through the glass shower door, Johnny asked, "Grandma, what's that?" Startled, his grandmother replied, "That's my b**.... Now, run along and give me some privacy." Satisfied with her answer, Johnny ran off to play elsewhere. Several days later, Johnny wandered into his parents' bathroom where he witnessed his mother showering this time. Johnny pointed at his mother's c**... and declared, "Mommy, I know what that is!" His mother decided to humor the young lad. "Oh really, Johnny? What do you think it is?" "That's your b**..., mommy. Grandma has one too but hers is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."

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