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Short pare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pare humour may include short aver jokes also.

  1. I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone. There's never a dull moment.
  2. Yo Mama's so s**... I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

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  1. Why do golfers always bring a spare pare of socks Incase they get a hole in one
  2. Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign? They saw it as a sign to pare.

Pare joke, Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

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I often wonder what my parents did to fill their time before the internet was invented...

...I've asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they don't know either...

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.

My parents once sent me abroad for the summer

I didn't learn a thing from her.

My parents told me not to listen to my iPod too loud...

It was sound advice.

Parents are worried about two things these days

1. What their sons download
2. What their daughters upload

My parents raised me as an only child...

Which really upset my sister

I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry!

Except for the time turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

How can you tell my parents are abusive?

Beats me

Johnny's parents hired a tutor to help him with statistics

after his first session with the tutor, his parents asked him how it went.
johnny said "well, today i learned that correlation is not equal to causation"
johnny's mother was pleased: "so hiring this tutor is really helping you understand statistics!?"
johnny responded "well, not necessarily."

My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week.

My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays.

My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me

I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(

MY PARENTS NEVER BUY ME ANYTHING

-Sent from iphone 6

My parents found an s**... magazine under my brother's bed...

My dad said, "Well, spanking him is out of the question."

Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek.

Now I'm back in the closet.

My parents were in the iron and steel industry...

My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.

Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity.

But Polly wanted a c**....

What did our parents do to kill time before the internet?

I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either.

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing

I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either

My parents were like siblings.

And according to the police that was, like, a problem.

My parents just said they want another child.

"I'd love a sibling!" I said.
"That's not what we meant." they replied.

My parents wanted to name me Odysseus

because I, too, broke through the t**... wall.

My parents asked me if I wanted to watch dumb and Dumber with them tonight..

When I went downstairs the debate was on.

My parents caught me m**....

I wasn't ashamed, I was startled - I almost dropped their wedding picture.

My parents always warned me about having s**... before marriage...

But somehow I'm in their wedding picture.

My parents tried to surprise me with a car this Christmas...

Fortunately they missed.

My parents are really against my candlemaking habit.

One day, I came home, and saw that they had thrown away all of my parrafinalia.

Parents save more by not vaccinating their children

Baby coffins aren't that expensive compared to the costs of raising a child.

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography...

How did my parents combat boredom before the internet?

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

My girlfriend's parents are very religious

The first time I went to stay with her at her parents' house her dad wouldn't let us sleep together.
Which is a shame because he is very attractive.

I wish my parents would have named me "Sale"

I'd have a lifetime supply of free homes & cars...

My parents have been yelling at me that I'm wasting my life doing nothing but playing video games.

Luckily I have three lives left.

I said to my parents, "Mom, dad... I've decided to live on my own from now on."

"Okay, that's fine." they replied.
I added, "Your luggage is outside."

My parents treat me like a god.

They dont believe in me.

My parents treat me like a god

they forget I exist until they want me to do something for them

So my parents were "debating" at the dinner table the other night

Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?
Dad: Smart.

My parents told me not to give up on my dreams

so I went back to sleep.

My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24

What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.

Parents have "the talk" with their 7 year old son.

Mom: 'Finn, your father and I have decided to have a talk about s**....'
Finn: 'Okay, what do you want to know?'

My parents told me "you are what you eat"

And thats why I don't eat vegetables.

My parents said they would never play favorites...

Which is sad considering I was an only child

How do parents punish their blind child?

They rearranged the furniture.

I could tell that my parents hated me.

My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My parents just told me they'd love another child. I said, I'd love a little brother or sister!

They said, That's not what we meant.

Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet.

Your parents in 2017: Freedom eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.

My parents and I came to the US from Germany when I was a little girl.

They didn't speak much English, but were experienced educators back home. One winter, they decided to open a tutoring/ study session program to help students stay productive and focus over the break. It wasn't until after a flood of angry phone calls and visitors that we realized that "Concentration Camp" was not an ideal program name.

My parents are perfectionists. They won't let me get away with anything less than an A+.

I'm currently at the hospital getting a blood transfusion.

My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.

My parents told me ANYONE could become president.

I didn't know it was a warning.

Why was the parenthesis annoyed?

Because of the crying childrenthesis.

My Parents are Divorcing and Went to Court

The judge asks me who I would want to live with. "I don't want to live with my dad because he beats me, but I don't want to live with my mom because she beats me too," I say. "Then who would you rather live with," the judge asks. "The Phoenix Suns, they never beat anybody".

How are your parents? shouted Cromwell across the battlefield. And the king replied: They're very well, thank you. Isn't the weather nice for this time of year?

It was civil war.

My parents taught me from birth that the coloreds and the w**... should be separated.

I mean, that's just basic laundry.

Both my parents had s**... changes

Now I have a transparent background.

Our parents had to walk uphill both ways in 2 feet of snow to get to school...

But they didn't have to dodge bullets when they get there.

My girlfriend's parents are very religious

The first time I came to her house, her father insisted that we could not sleep together. It was a shame, he was very attractive.

My parents said I don't have to come home until the street lights come on

but we live in an Amish neighborhood so I think they just don't love me

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.

My parents always expected perfect grades.

I wish they had just let me B.

Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?

My parents don't understand my generation joking about committing s**... and said I wasn't allowed to...

Me: all my friends do it
Parents: if all you're friends jumped off a cliff would you do that too
Me: ok it's bad enough that you won't let me joke about it but you don't need to be a hypocrite

My parents have a serious speech impediment problem

They could never say I love you

My parents insisted that they never had a favorite child when I grew up

I'm an only child :(

I am a parent of a one year old and I support anti vaxxer parents and super thankful of them.

They help me eliminate future competition that my kid will go against. From fortnite to Harvard.

Parents: our baby won't stop crying!

Doctor: how old is he?
Parents:one
Doctor:is he vaccinated?
Parents:no, why?
Doctor:I'm afraid he's having a midlife crisis...

What did our parents do to kill time before the internet?

I asked my 16 siblings and they didn't know either.
Not oc but thought I'd share.

My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination.

That's how they drowned.

What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games?

I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...

My parents

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

My parents changed s**...

Since both my parents changed s**..., I can't see them any more. They became transparents.

My parents got me the cheapest circumcision available

It was a rip off

My parents both got their genders changed and I never saw them again

Because they're transparent

I wonder what my parents did before the internet

I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either

My parents are always telling me that their world doesn't revolve around me

So....I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(

Two parents are arguing about whose child is the most s**....

"Mine is very s**...", says the first one. "And to show you what I mean: Hey son, take this dollar and go buy my a piano! You saw him! He's going!"
"Nah... mine is even more s**..." replies the second one. "Hey son, go to the cafeteria to check if I'm there. Check him out!! He left."
Later, the two sons meet up outside the cafeteria.
"Hey, my father is very s**..." says the first one, "He gave me this dollar to go and buy him a piano, and he didn't even tell me which brand he wants it!"
"That's so s**..., but mine is the most s**...! He asked me to go to the cafeteria to check if he's there. Like, he just cant call and check!"

Once, my parents walked in on me m**...

Why they were walking around m**... is beyond me.

I can't believe my parents support my choice of profession!

I told them that I wanted to become a stand-up comedian.
They laughed at me.

When my parents were growing up it was pound not hashtag

Good thing it changed too because otherwise pound metoo would have sent a wrong message

Parents in 2020 B.C. vs Parents in 2020 A.D.

"These kids and their d**... tablets"

My parents named me after my older brother.

And before my younger brother.

A little boy's parents were getting divorced and he was in front of the judge....

Well, little boy, I've decided you're going to live with your mother.
NOOOOOOOOO! Not my mom! She beats me!!!!! Screamed the kid.
Oh. That's terrible. Ok. Well, your father, then.
NOOOOOOO! Not my father! He beats me, too!
The judge was totally perplexed. He has never had this problem.
Well, son, who would you like to live with?
The NY JETS. They don't beat nobody.

Pare joke, A little boy's parents were getting divorced and he was in front of the judge....

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