Parcel Jokes
24 parcel jokes and hilarious parcel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parcel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest and quirkiest parcel delivery jokes. From humorous scenarios, to puns about mail, postage and parcels, we have lots of laughs to keep you entertained.
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Funniest Parcel Short Jokes
Short parcel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parcel humour may include short pack jokes also.
- At Indian Restaurant "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now." - I started a new job today doing parcel delivery, at my first drop the homeowner had left a note saying we're out so please hide in the bin. I'm still hiding, I'm hungry and it's dark, help!
- Nick Cannon one tried gifting Mariah Carey a parcel of land for the holidays but she wasn't happy. She told me, I don't want a lot for Christmas.
- I'm starting a Shakespearean delivery company. We aim to deliver your parcel tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.
- My weight-gain parcels have just arrived and I'm feeling really jittery. I might have to go and see a doctor. I think I've got the shakes.
- Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels
Or FedUp for short - I was dropping off a parcel. On the front door there was a sign. It said, "Leave around the back."
So I drove through their garden, but there was no way out. - Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day... It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
- Little things come in small packages That's how I lost my job at the parcel delivery company
- I read today that the Prime Minister of Australia receives in the mail, on average, two parcels each week that contain human e**.... I wonder who's sending the other one?
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Parcel One Liners
Which parcel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parcel? I can suggest the ones about portion and shipment.
- I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
- What langue do UPS men speak? Parcel Tongue
- What Language Does a Mailman Speak? Parcel-tongue
- What language do delivery drivers speak in the Harry Potter universe? Parcel tongue
- What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue
- What's a postman's favourite herb? Parcel-y
- What kind of music does the new group, The Parcel play! Wrap
- What is the fastest game in the states right now? Pass the parcel
- What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape.
- I played an Italian party game at the weekend called ravioli... It was like pasta parcel
- Why did Harry Potter become a delivery boy? Because he could speak Parcel tounge
- What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub.
- Why aren't s**... b**... good at party games? Because they never pass the parcel
The Funniest Parcel Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about parcel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parcel pranks.
My grandfather died a few days ago after a long and debilitating illness, but he always managed to keep his good sense of humour.
Today I received an Amazon parcel containing a Ouija Board, and a note with a smiley face saying "Let's keep in touch."
I was delivering a parcel. I walked up to the front door and knocked, before noticing a sign.
"If not in, leave with neighbours."
I tried one more time and nobody answered, so I walked to their neighbour's front door.
A young couple answered. I said, "Get in the van, I've been told to take you with me."
I can't believe how s**... that bloke in the Post Office was....
He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter.
Apparantly theres a new s**... position called the Parcel Force ...
You stay in all day waiting for a big package, but no one comes.
