Parasite Jokes
37 parasite jokes and hilarious parasite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parasite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funny side of having parasites with these hilarious jokes! From puns about tics, to humorous stories about parasite symptoms to comical discussions of inflammation, this article will have you laughing out loud. Find out why a parasite can spice up any conversation.
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Funniest Parasite Short Jokes
Short parasite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parasite humour may include short virus jokes also.
- Andrew Tate says his romanian jail is infested with lice. "Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites?" Say the lice.
- Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics
- The etymology of the word "politics" is surprisingly accurate. "poly" meaning "many", and tics meaning "small bloodsucking parasites."
- Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic
- I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain.
Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer. - TIL: Where does the word "politics" come from. From poly, Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites.
- When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called "symbiosis" When only one organism benefits, it's called "parasitism." When neither benefits, that's called "marriage."
- "Welcome to the 41st Annual meeting of the Ohio Parasites Club" "I'm Andrew Smith, and I'll be your host for the day"
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a leach One is a spineless bloodsucking parasite, the other is a literal worm.
- Tapeworms built a plane, but it didnt fly very fast. Turns out they forgot to account for parasite drag.
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Parasite One Liners
Which parasite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parasite? I can suggest the ones about predator and insect.
- What do you call a brain eating parasite in The USA? Malnourished.
- I feel guilty about this parasite I ingested. It's been eating me up inside.
- What do partygoers and parasites have in common? They use the host for food.^^^sorry
- What do you call a crazy parasite on the moon? A Lunar-tick
- What kind of parasite do Senators have? Poli-ticks.
- What's the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites? A Senate.
- What parasites do candy get? What parasites do candy get?
-Gummy Worms - What do you call a parasite DJ? deadlau5
- Why did the parasites leave the party? Bad host.
- Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites
- what happens when your eyes get infected with a virus? You develop Parasite
- what happens to your vision when your eyes get a viral infection? You get parasite
- What do you call a robot with 11-inch parasites inside of it A Metal Defector
- If poly means many and ticks are blood s**... parasites, then politics must mean...
- What kind of parasites do gangstas get? t**... Lice.
Hilarious Parasite Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about parasite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parasite pranks.
j**... Springer passed away.
The cause of death was a rare parasite…
…..j**... was the perfect host.
The word politics is derived from two words
The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood s**... parasite.
What is the definition of politics?
Poly meaning many.
And ticks meaning blood s**... parasites.
I've finally understood the meaning of "politics"
It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood s**... parasite.
What's the difference between a lawyer and head lice?
One is a blood s**... parasite that is hard to get out of your hair, and the other can be killed with a special shampoo.
A dangerous parasite walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."
The parasite replies, "Well, you're not a very good **host**."
A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.
After some tests, the vet confirms it's a parasite. He gives the horse a prescription and tells him to come back if the problem persists.
The horse looks at the prescription, and becomes visibly nervous. "A dewomer? Are you sure it's safe?"
"Positive," says the vet, "it's been tested on people."
The meaning of "politics"
The word "politics" derives from the Greek "poly-", meaning "many", and "ticks", meaning "blood-s**... parasites".
Politics is self describing
The word politics comes from poli- meaning many,
and -tics, meaning blood s**... parasites.
I love studying blood-s**... parasites…
Really get into the nitty gritty of things and find out what makes them tick.
What's the difference between an eel and a lawyer?
One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic s**...-s**... bottom-feeder,
and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.
