Paraplegic Jokes
73 paraplegic jokes and hilarious paraplegic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paraplegic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughing can help people cope with life's challenges, even if they are living with a handicap. This article explores the surprising range of paraplegic jokes - light-hearted quips and puns - created by paraplegics and the bedridden alike. Learn how wit can be used to overcome adversity, no matter the degree of paralysis.
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Funniest Paraplegic Short Jokes
Short paraplegic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paraplegic humour may include short quadriplegic jokes also.
- There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, And we won't stand for that!
- I hate when my wife drags me to a dance class. She knew I was paraplegic when she married me.
- My paraplegic girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheel chair... Next thing I knew, she came crawling back to me
- A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand.
- My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar. Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool.
- Did you hear about the paraplegic, gay tomato farmer? People weren't sure if they should call him a fruit or vegetable farmer.
- What did the doctor say to the paraplegic when he tried to walk? Brace yourself
- What do you call paraplegics in a post-apocalypse? meals on wheels
- What does the father say to his paraplegic son when he beats him? "This hurts me more than it hurts you."
- Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand.
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Paraplegic One Liners
Which paraplegic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paraplegic? I can suggest the ones about paralyzed and wheelchair bound.
- Where do you find a paraplegic
Where you left them - What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire.
- Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that
- What do you call a paraplegic who does karate? Partial Arts.
- A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!
- A paraplegic walks into a bar... ...and says, "It's a miracle!"
- Did you hear about the paraplegic comedian? He's great but he doesn't do stand-up.
- What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer.
- Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that.
- A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model.
- Did you hear the one about the paraplegic boxer? He really rolls with the punches
- What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable.
- What did the deaf, mute, paraplegic get for Christmas? Cancer
- what do you call a paraplegic child that just learned tae kwon do partial arts
- What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas? Cancer.
Happy new years folks!
Paraplegic Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny paraplegic name jokes and even better paraplegic name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a bad name for a race horse? Paraplegic.
Unearthly Funniest Paraplegic Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about paraplegic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paraplegic pranks.
What do you call o**... s**... with a paraplegic girl?
Meals on wheels.
I met a Cute s**... girl online...uninhibited
Yeah she was paraplegic
(Jimmy Carr)
A Paraplegic walks into a bar..
Oh wait....
What is logic?
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Have you heard of this new paraplegic juicy juice?
It's 50% juice for 50% kids.
What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?
Meals on wheels
Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?
They never carry their own weight.
A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film
The Silence of The Limbs
Paraplegic joke
2 paraplegic guys meet and one asks: "Hey, you got New brakes?" the other replied "No, infantile paralysis."
What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?
Roll-aids.
How many proud paraplegics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
##They can do it themselves!##
What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common?
They're not carried by *defeat*
What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?
They're both only three fifths of a person
An Irish, blind, gay, paraplegic blonde woman is wheeled into a bar..
"Ow!"
The paraplegic mythical creature wasn't walking...
He was draggin!
The paraplegic shared his life story, yet nobody cried
The story was simply not moving.
What do you call a paraplegic time traveller?
Marty McSit.
In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid.
He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."
What's a Paraplegic's Favourite Hat?
A snapback.
My paraplegic son was complaining about how people pick on him all of the time.
I told him to stand up for himself.
Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?
Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.
What do you call an army of paraplegics?
A paraplegion.
Whats the worst thing a woman could do a paraplegic on their the first date?
Stand him up
What is the difference between a spaghetti and a paraplegic ?
When you s**... the spaghetti, it does move
Why don't paraplegic people like eye contact?
Idunno, they just really not a fan of stares.
One day a stand up comedian went to a paraplegic convention, after he came home frustrated and his wife asked why.
He said everyone was laughing but I didn't get one standing ovation!
What did the paraplegic track event and the Cold War have in common?
They were both an arms race.
What do you call a fashionable paraplegic?
A trendsitter.
My mutant power
professor x: Whats your mutant power
me: I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try [points up] two pulls
professor x: [Stands up and pulls twice] not bad, but not a power
me: I'm kidding i can heal paraplegics
professor x: [Still standing] holy s**...
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"
Professor X [sitting in his wheel chair] asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?" Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
r>Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
