Paraplegic Jokes

Funniest Paraplegic Short Jokes

Short paraplegic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paraplegic humour may include short quadriplegic jokes also.

1. There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, And we won't stand for that!
2. A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand.
3. My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar. Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool.
4. Did you hear about the paraplegic, gay tomato farmer? People weren't sure if they should call him a fruit or vegetable farmer.
5. What does the father say to his paraplegic son when he beats him? "This hurts me more than it hurts you."
6. Did you hear about the amazing new prosthetic device for paraplegics? It's called a Vegetable Stand.
7. What did the paraplegic track event and the Cold War have in common? They were both an arms race.
8. What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
9. Why don't paraplegic people like eye contact? Idunno, they just really not a fan of stares.
10. In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid. He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."

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Paraplegic One Liners

Which paraplegic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paraplegic? I can suggest the ones about paralyzed and wheelchair bound.

1. Where do you find a paraplegic
   Where you left them
2. What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire.
3. A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!
4. A paraplegic walks into a bar... ...and says, "It's a miracle!"
5. Did you hear about the paraplegic comedian? He's great but he doesn't do stand-up.
6. A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model.
7. Did you hear the one about the paraplegic boxer? He really rolls with the punches
8. what do you call a paraplegic child that just learned tae kwon do partial arts
9. What did the doctor say to the paraplegic when he tried to walk? Brace yourself
10. Whats the worst thing a woman could do a paraplegic on their the first date? Stand him up
11. Have you heard of this new paraplegic juicy juice? It's 50% juice for 50% kids.
12. What do you call a fashionable paraplegic? A trendsitter.
13. What's a Paraplegic's Favourite Hat? A snapback.
14. What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*
15. The paraplegic mythical creature wasn't walking... He was draggin!

Paraplegic Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny paraplegic name jokes and even better paraplegic name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a bad name for a race horse? Paraplegic.

Unearthly Funniest Paraplegic Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about paraplegic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paraplegic pranks.