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My son said he hates paraphrasing.
Or something like that.
Take me down to the paraphrase city.
Where it's nice.
Got my wife during the game last night
Hit my wife with this yesterday during the game, paraphrasing:
Wife: so it's the Los Angeles Chargers now?
Me: yeah they moved the team a few years ago
Wife: but aren't the raiders Los Angeles?
Me: no it's Las Vegas
Wife: oh I got the Los and Las mixed up
Me: hmm I guess you're at a Los for words
She didn't like it as much as I did :D
With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween!
Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy!
Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner
Glass houses
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones..... or mastubate in daytime.
Paraphrased from Bo Burnham. Credit where it's due.
Paraphrased Russian joke about jokes
Tell a German a joke and he won't get it.
Tell an Englishman a joke and he'll get it, but he won't laugh.
Tell an American a joke and he won't get it, but he'll laugh anyway.
Tell a Russian a joke and he'll say:
"I already heard that one."
Two Jewish men sit down at a deli they always visit
They order their meals, receive them, and start eating. After a few minutes the chef looks over and they are disgruntled. He goes over and asks them, So gentlemen, what did we get right this time?
Paraphrased from a joke told to me by my old Jewish professor.
I submit a new paraphrase of the Peter Principal. Republican politicans shall be elected to their level of incompetency...
And then they shall run for President!
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