Paralyzed Waist Jokes
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A blonde crossing the road gets hit by a truck....
The truck driver jumps out to check on her.
Are you all right? he asks.
Everything is just a blur, says the blonde as she's lying in the street.
The man holds his hand in front of her face and asks, How many fingers have I got up?
Oh, no! she yells. Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down too!
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Old joke from my m**... grandpa.
Two guys go to a preacher to be healed. o**..., Danny, has a lisp. The other, Mr. Smith, is paralyzed from the waist down and cannot walk. The preacher tells them, however, not to worry.
"The Lord is going to heal you. Are you ready?"
"Yes," says Mr. Smith,. "Yeth", says Danny.
"Okay, when I say the word, Mr. Smith, throw down your crutches! And Danny, you say the first thing that comes to your mind!"
The preacher begins some silent prayer, and after a few seconds, he shouts: "Now! Now!"
A thud is heard. "Mr. Thmifth juth fell on the flo"
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
Married.
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Car c**...
Today I came upon a car c**.... The female driver was hysterical. She kept screaming I'm blind, I'm blind I tried to calm her down and reassure her she was just in shock. I asked her How many fingers do I have up? She screamed even louder Oh my God, I'm paralyzed from the waist down too
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If a normal guy m**... is called "beating his meat"...
...does it mean when a guy paralyzed from waist down m**..., he's "beating his veggies"?
What has arms but can't move them?
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
My friend is paralyzed from the waist up
Which is a blessing, cause he's a dancer.
I hope you don't mind me asking Sir, but is it hard being paralyzed from the waist down?
"I don't mind you asking and to answer your question, you think it might be hard, but it never is"
A Catholic, a Jew, and a Buddhist are on a plane when suddenly the engine brakes down
There are no parachutes on the plane, so the men must rely on their faith to save them from death.
The Catholic says a prayer, jumps off the plane and survives the fall, but dies later in a hospital.
The Jew says a prayer jumps off the plane, and survives the fall, but injures his spinal cord and is paralyzed from the waist down.
The Buddhist says a prayer, jumps off the plane, and is caught by a giant Buddha hand.
The Buddhist, relieved to have been caught, says, "Thank God," and the hand drops him.
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