Paralympics Jokes
44 paralympics jokes and hilarious paralympics puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paralympics that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Paralympics Short Jokes
Short paralympics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paralympics humour may include short championship jokes also.
- Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
- I tried joining the American Paralympics team didn't make it in though. entry costs an arm and a leg.
- North Korea athletes... North Korea athletes, who fail to win gold medals in this year's Olympic Games, will have a chance to win gold medals in the next Paralympic Games.
- I was fired as a paralympics commentator. Turns out you can't say "the blind leading the blind".
- No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.
- Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40
- On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator).
- The Russian Paralympic team has been banned because of steroids ..... They wanted to appeal their case but their lawyer told them they did not have a leg to stand on.
- These national anthem protests are getting out of hand. Even the U.S. paralympics team won't stand up for the national anthem.
- Did you know the entry fee for the Paralympics is really high? I hear it costs an arm and a leg.
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Paralympics One Liners
Which paralympics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paralympics? I can suggest the ones about athlete and medal.
- What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking.
- What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.
- What does "paralympics" stands for? It doesn't.
- What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs.
- What is better than coming first in the Paralympics? Walking.
- What's better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs.
- What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not being handicapped
- What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race? walking.
- I would give an arm and a leg... to compete at the paralympics.
- What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk.
- Paralampics Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40
- Why didn't they call the Paralympic Games.. the Olimpics instead?
- What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves..
- I can't stand the paralympics. Neither can the participants.
- Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics? A pair of legs.
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What funny jokes about paralympics you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compete jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paralympics pranks.
There's so much debate about whether to allow Russian athletes to compete internationally
Whatever else happens I hope they let Russians compete in the Paralympics. With the way the war's going they'll have a heck of a team
What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?
None, even if you win, you're still r**....
What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?
A lap
I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test
They all tested positive for WD40
What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics
In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
(I realise this joke is now three years too late)
