Paralympics Jokes

Funniest Paralympics Short Jokes

Short paralympics jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paralympics humour may include short championship jokes also.

1. I tried joining the American Paralympics team didn't make it in though. entry costs an arm and a leg.
2. North Korea athletes... North Korea athletes, who fail to win gold medals in this year's Olympic Games, will have a chance to win gold medals in the next Paralympic Games.
3. I was fired as a paralympics commentator. Turns out you can't say "the blind leading the blind".
4. No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.
5. On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator).
6. Did you know the entry fee for the Paralympics is really high? I hear it costs an arm and a leg.
7. What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap
8. I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40
9. What's the difference between the Academy Awards and the Paralympics In the Paralympics Blade Runner is an Oscar winning performance
   (I realise this joke is now three years too late)
10. Ukraine are currently third in the Paralympics table, reaping the rewards of their investment programme... ...Or as we know it, 'Chernobyl 1986'

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Paralympics One Liners

Which paralympics one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paralympics? I can suggest the ones about athlete and medal.

1. What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking.
2. What does "paralympics" stands for? It doesn't.
3. I would give an arm and a leg... to compete at the paralympics.
4. Why didn't they call the Paralympic Games.. the Olimpics instead?
5. I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife
6. I wanted to buy tickets for the paralympics But it would cost me an arm and a leg
7. A basketball champion in Paralympic walks into a bar Wait a minute...
8. They should call the paralympics the 'limpics
9. An alternate name for the Paralympics O-limp-ics
10. I don't understand all this buzz about the paralympics I mean, it's just not that funny.
11. Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot.
12. Have you seen the Paralympic version of Lord of The Rings? Every character was Legoless
13. Paralampics Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40
14. I can't stand the paralympics. Neither can the participants.
15. Amateur golf should be included in paralympics because they are all handicapped

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