Paralympic Jokes
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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics?
Walking.
What does "paralympics" stands for?
It doesn't.
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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
I tried joining the American Paralympics team
didn't make it in though. entry costs an arm and a leg.
North Korea athletes...
North Korea athletes, who fail to win gold medals in this year's Olympic Games, will have a chance to win gold medals in the next Paralympic Games.
I was fired as a paralympics commentator.
Turns out you can't say "the blind leading the blind".
No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics,
but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.
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Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics
They tested positive for WD40
On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted...
...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator).
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