Parallel Universe Jokes
22 parallel universe jokes and hilarious parallel universe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parallel universe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Parallel Universe Short Jokes
Short parallel universe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parallel universe humour may include short alternate universe jokes also.
- I don't really believe in parallel universes. But there could be a version of me who does.
- Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
- I actually come from a parallel universe where Earth was destroyed by Larry the Cable Guy. We called the event Arma-Git-R-Done.
- No matter how improbable, there's a parallel universe with anything you can think of. Even one where the Irish invented rap. It's how the universe achieves Homie O'Stasis
- I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named -gate The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock.
- A man walks into a parallel universe and sits down at the bar. In comes a priest, a rabbi and a minister
- Somewhere in a parallel universe programmer van Rython invented Possum programming language.
- In a parallel universe where chefs are called food composers... The best pasta sonata was composed by platehoven.
- Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it. - If Gone With the Wind was written in a parallel universe where love doesn't exist Gone With the Whip
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Parallel Universe One Liners
Which parallel universe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parallel universe? I can suggest the ones about universe and parallel line.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- What's the most popular parallel universe among the Spaniards? Realm Adrid.
- Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
- Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.
Howlingly Hilarious Parallel Universe Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about parallel universe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parallel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parallel universe pranks.
There's a parallel universe where people age non-linearly, and every day you have no idea how old you'll wake up.
So sometimes you'd have to call into work like, Sorry, can't make it in today, I'm 6.
There are 3,141,592 parallel universes where I have s**... with yo momma..
Strangely enough in every single one of them she's so fat...
John Oliver interviews Stephen Hawking. John Oliver: "You've stated that you believe that there could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean, that there is a universe out there where I am smarter than you?"
In a parallel universe, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton were applying to be a president.
They had to fill out a form. The form asked for their name, s**..., birthday, address, religion and so on plus a few essay questions.
Trump wasn't sure how to answer some questions because they seemed too personal, so he peeked at Hilary's form. He saw the first line which said Name: Hilary Clinton. s**...: F. Birthday: Oct 26, 1947.
He then peeked at Obama's form and only saw the top part that said Name: Barrack Obama. s**...: M. Birthday: Aug 4, 1961.
Trump smirked and proudly filled out his form where he wrote Name: Donald Trump. s**...: MWF.