Parallel Line Jokes
22 parallel line jokes and hilarious parallel line puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parallel line that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Parallel Line Short Jokes
Short parallel line jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parallel line humour may include short parallel jokes also.
- You and your soulmate are like two parallel lines. You have so much in common.
It's a shame you'll never meet. - Parallel lines have so much in common, but this plane is non-euclidean so I can't come up with a good punchline
- Parallel lines have so much in common... Just like my parents, but they're still divorced.
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Parallel Line One Liners
Which parallel line one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parallel line? I can suggest the ones about straight line and parallel parking.
- Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet.
- Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!
- What do you call it when one gene parks in line with another? Par*allele* parking
- My true love and I are like parallel lines. We will never meet and I will die alone.
- What did one parallel line say to the other? It's a shame we'll never meet.
- Some people are like parallel lines Identical personalities but will never meet
- What are parallel lines ? They are vegetarians because they never meat.
- Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that.....
Parallel Line Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about parallel line you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean single line jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parallel line pranks.
Dave and John are playing a round of golf...
Dave is lining up his put on the 8th green when they hear a car coming along the road that runs parallel to the course. Upon seeing a hearse, Dave stands away from his ball, takes his cap off and bows his head until it passes.
"That was very decent of you Dave."
"Yea, she was a good wife."
Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
In a parallel universe, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton were applying to be a president.
They had to fill out a form. The form asked for their name, s**..., birthday, address, religion and so on plus a few essay questions.
Trump wasn't sure how to answer some questions because they seemed too personal, so he peeked at Hilary's form. He saw the first line which said Name: Hilary Clinton. s**...: F. Birthday: Oct 26, 1947.
He then peeked at Obama's form and only saw the top part that said Name: Barrack Obama. s**...: M. Birthday: Aug 4, 1961.
Trump smirked and proudly filled out his form where he wrote Name: Donald Trump. s**...: MWF.